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"China Too (2002 remaster)" genre: New Wave
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	A perky, light synthpop song for our friend Wally, who left NY's Avenue B behind. Special narrative from "101 Most Honourable Chinese Recipes." Thousand-year eggs are not good, don't try them at home. Don't they have any Szechuan up here?
	CD: Leg Warmers Reheated Credits: written/performed/recorded by Gordon Smith and Robert Mesrach
"People Who Talk in Elevators-2002remastr" genre: New Wave
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	A punchy little electropop song. Those loud, irritating strangers in public you wish you could slug, reconfigured for festive danceability.
	CD: Leg Warmers Reheated Credits: written/performed/recorded by Gordon Smith and Robert Mesrach
"Hotprint (2002 remaster)" genre: New Wave
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	Is it about "computer love?" No, it's about using those big old machines in ways that could void the warranty. When was the last time you saw an eight inch floppy, anyway?
	CD: Leg Warmers Reheated Credits: written by Gordon Smith and Robert Mesrach; performed/recorded by GS and Thomas Rolanti; newly-added posthumous ape grunts by RM
"Vain for Fun (2002 remaster)" genre: Electronica
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	One of Bob's songs, about discovering that you are your own dream... This is our most-rehearsed song ever, recorded live in our studio with very basic instrumentation: Bob's voice, a simple pattern on the Drumatix and three pairs of hands, playing the Prophet-5, Memorymoog, hand drum and live effects. The song could definitely fit in under 3 minutes, but we always conceived of it in this live "extended remix" format.
	CD: Leg Warmers Reheated Credits: written, arranged & performed by Robert Mesrach and Gordon Smith; mixed, processed & recorded by Thomas Rolanti
"Sick of these Pegs (2002 remaster)" genre: Minimal
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	A minimalist piece of live electronics and digitally-processed amputee lamentation.
	CD: Leg Warmers Reheated Credits: spontaneously created by Robert Mesrach and Thomas Rolanti
"Puppy-Wave Radio (2002 remaster)" genre: Progressive Electronica
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	"Gentlemen, two flying saucers have just landed on my plate." "Well, turn away sir, and I'll eat them."
	CD: Leg Warmers Reheated Credits: a spontaneous live creation by Gordon Smith, Robert Mesrach and Thomas Rolanti
"Is It So Hard For You?" genre: Crooners/Vocals
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	an impromptu ballad
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"Voxiferous" genre: Experimental
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	"Ultramegabelch!" (unsolicited review from South Dakota). A long, live workout of our studio. Vocal blurps and sufi-like chanting snatched, treated and spit out digitally. Even the barnyard animals helped out on this one. Featured with the paintings of Michael Griffin, in the "Art-Rhythmic Show" in Amsterdam, 6/90.
	Credits: spontaneously created by Gordon Smith, Robert Mesrach and Thomas Rolanti
"Ceram Jam" genre: Experimental
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	an improv. on a Corning casserole dish
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"Wrong Number" genre: Experimental
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	An answering machine message to use on people who just don't "get the message." They'll get this one. In the "gas music from Jupiter" category.
	MP3.com CD: Leg Warmers - buy it! CD: Leg Warmers Credits: music by Gordon Smith; text by John Hill
"Water Closet Ballet" genre: Experimental
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	An answering machine message for when you're running very late. Apologies to Tchaikovsky.
	MP3.com CD: Leg Warmers - buy it! CD: Leg Warmers Credits: ballet by Tchaikovsky, performed by GS; bathroom samples created & sequenced by Rubberlegs; recorded by GS & TR
"Mind Massage" genre: New Age
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	A meditation for timid message-leavers.
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"Telephone Evangelist" genre: Satire
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	God's answering machine. By now, He would have his own web site and e-mail address, and definitely a new human representative who has yet to be caught in a sex scandal.
	MP3.com CD: Leg Warmers - buy it! CD: Leg Warmers Credits: hymn "All People That on Earth Do Dwell"; text by Gordon Smith, delivered by Thomas Rolanti
"CONDUIT (part 1)" genre: Ambient
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	A vessel carrying water across the countryside. Directed by the universal semi-conductor.
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"CONDUIT (part 2)" genre: Ambient
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	A vessel carrying water across the countryside. Directed by the universal semi-conductor.
	MP3.com CD: Leg Warmers - buy it! CD: Leg Warmers Credits: a spontaneous live creation by Gordon Smith and Robert Mesrach

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