"Telephone Evangelist" genre: Satire
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	God's answering machine. By now, He would have his own web site and e-mail address, and definitely a new human representative who has yet to be caught in a sex scandal.
	MP3.com CD: Leg Warmers - buy it! CD: Leg Warmers Credits: hymn "All People That on Earth Do Dwell"; text by Gordon Smith, delivered by Thomas Rolanti
	Lyrics Many of you have been swayed by momma's-boy preachers who put their faith in human beings, placing God on hold while they let their mommas tell them what to do. Friends, the Lord our God hath blessed me with a heavenly phone message. He said, "Jimmy, why do my people not call me now? My God-a-phone recorder hath not yet received a single message! If they will call with repentence in their hearts, I will send down a message of forgiveness, lest they tempt my wrath." Friends, lift up your receivers right now and dial 1-800-GOD. Trust in the Lord and he SHALL return your call!

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