Story Behind the Song
I swore I would never use the word "baby" in a song! But in this context, it was just too good to pass up. What's YOUR point size?
Hotprint proves that typesetting is an X-rated art. How many inSINuendos can you inject into those clinical computer terms? Apologies to Frank Zappa, and to the Android Sisters.
The song title comes from the Wang WP Plus system. There was a blank key on the keyboard, which WP Plus renamed the HOTPRINT key. When pressed, it would send your document to the printer without your needing to close it first. The mind boggles at the possibilities...
Lyrics
You make me moist, my ink flows free
I am a tool of typography
You are my type, I'm your brand it seems
We will create dirty magazines
What's your point size, baby?
Let me ink it up for you
Leave your mark, I won't wash it
You always make an impression
Just make me shift, I respond to touch
You press my soft keys, oh so much
You're justified to be so bold
My roman outline is never cold!
Show me that font now, baby
Is it expanded, extra wide?
My ASCII codes are tingling
They want to be dressed up in style
Give me your hotprint, baby
Don't let the grip slip
Give me your hotprint, baby
Keep pressing on the tip
Let me measure your hot zone, baby
I see your margins oh so clear
Let me sit on your typeface, baby
Ahh, you never smear
Insert your disk in my drive
I never said it was floppy
I'm burning for some kerning
Move your serifs closer to mine
Now reverse your leading
It's new position time
You make me moist, my ink flows free
A manuscript comes out of me
I process, you change my chemicals
We give birth to mechanicals
I'm feeling Wang transmission
Give me your download, bit-stream style
My hard disk drive is spinning
Can't wait all day to receive your file
Give me your hotprint, baby
I don't run out of repro
Give me your hotprint, baby
Spray your dots and then go
Let me test-drive your hot zone, baby
I'll hold your margins, oh so near
Let me soak up your wetplate, baby
Ahh, you always smear
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