Since mp3.com is closing down, unfortunately so will "The Land Of Shite". We don't know if we will open up shop somewhere else on the net or if this will be the end. Either way we would like to thank all of you for your support and interest in our crude & vulgar brand of humor. We hope that you continue to enjoy and share our skits, songs and pranks with your friends and family through E-mail, personal websites and P2P Networks... it's been fun.
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| Another P2P Shiteman classic; this one is not as popular as "Bad Chinese Food" Or "A Letter To Guinness", but it is still funny enough to be... and it's just in time for the holiday season. |
CD: The John McGreal LP
Label: Shite Records.
Credits: (M.D./P.& J. Moreno) |
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| Sometimes life can suck so much that all you have is a big cock... but sometimes that's all you need...
"It's Orvil Time!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! -  buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| An impromptu cover of this classic Led Zeppelin tune came about during a recent recording session. All right, our guitarist is no Jimmy Page, but we did get this on tape and there aren't that many F^#* ups in it, so enjoy...
(Hold on this is a comedy site, what in the name of F^#* is this doing here???)
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Credits: Jimmy Page |
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| Original Version Of The Most Popular Shiteman Song On Any P2P Fileshare Network; A Classic Parody Of Eminem's "Stan". |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Greatest Sh*ts
Label: Shite Records.
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| This is a classic, a little old but still a classic!!! A fuckin' hilarious prank!
This Also Happens To Be The Most Popular Shiteman Track Ever; Downloaded By Thousands Of People On P2P Networks Over The Past Few Years!!! Recorded Over 7 Years Ago By A Couple Of Old Friends Of Ours.
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CD: The John McGreal LP
Label: Shite Records.
Credits: (M.D./G.F./L.I./C.V.) Special Thanks To "M.D." For Letting Us Use This. |
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| John McShite's Son Georgy Invited R. Kelly And His Friend MC Slippy-Fist Over To The Studio To Record A Track... Well, They Got Drunk And Here's What Those Sick Bastards Came Up With... (Send The Children Out Of The Room, In Fact Send Them Out Of The Country... Just Make Sure You Keep Them Away From These Sick Bastards!!!) |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: Performed By MC Slippy-Fist |
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "Masterpiece Theatre (Intro)" From "Sh*t-Faced And "The John McGreal LP" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: The John McGreal LP, Sh*t-Faced
Label: Shite Records.
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| The First Installment Of The Adventures Of Grandma. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Grandma |
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| This is the song that shiteman's grandparents would sing... every night after they came home from the bar!!!
(A remastered version of "Grandma's Lullaby" from "Sh*t-Faced".) |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Label: Shite Records.
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| In This Song The Old Man Tells His Tale. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| A Short Skit With A Bunch Of Foreign People F^ck!ng!!! |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| In This Midwestern Classic An Old Hick Sings About Why He Loves Going Up To The Country So Much. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| Follows "Midnight In The Country" |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: (M. Dolan) |
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| Some more wisdom from Grandma, this time in the field animal shit. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Grandma |
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| A Radio Spot For John McShite's favorite Soap. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| An ode to everyone's favorite Irish drunk!!!
This is the original version of the song that started it all. |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: The John McGreal LP, Greatest Sh*ts
Label: Shite Records.
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| Grandma tells the story about the time she told a man his fly was open, this is also when she learned her favorite word. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Grandma |
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| An assortment of the gayest clips from the poker night series. |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records.
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| In this song a drunken John McShite sings about the place he lives in and loves; this is a Satire-absurd, sarcastic, ironic, facetious, NOT serious spoof... please do not take it seriously, Besides the guy was drunk when he did it. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| A great clip from the poker night series. |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records.
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| This Is Possibly The Most Vulgar and Gay Song Ever Made.
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MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!, Greatest Sh*ts
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Classic Traditional Children's Song, That Is Not For Children. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| Imagine getting crank called anonymously in the middle of the night... that would probably piss most people off. Now imagine getting cranked called several times a night for a week, plus you're in your seventies and your piss drunk!!! That's exactly what we did to grandma a few years ago, and now the best clips from those calls are available on this track. Over twenty minutes of frustration jammed into one minute of hilarity!!! Enjoy... |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Greatest Sh*ts
Label: Shite Records.
Credits: (Grandma) |
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| A short clip from the poker night series. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
Label: Shite Records
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| This is a very old song about Woodside's most prominent Irish whore.
(This is the original version off "The John McGreal LP" recorded back in the 90's.) |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: The John McGreal LP
Label: Shite Records
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| Another Installment Of The "Poker Night" Series. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: (M. Dolan) |
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| Little Billy wants soup, but Granmda has some other ideas. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Grandma |
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| A Fucked Up Song About Georgie Pudding Pie!!! |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Lyrics Written By: Shiteman & S.S. |
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| It's A Skit, Other Than That The Title Explains It All. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| Original Instrumental Recording Of "Big C*ck" From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
Label: Shite Records.
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| An Instrumental Version Of The Classic That started It All... "Mr. McShite" From "The John McGreal LP" & "Sh*t-Faced" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
Label: Shite Records.
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| Song About An Irish Drunk, By An Irish Drunk And For An Irish Drunk!!! |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| The Original Instrumental Version Of "Jenifer Maguire" From "The John McGreal LP" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
Label: Shite Records.
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| An Instrumental Version Of "John's Love Affair" From "Sh*t-Faced" & "Through Your Window" From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Remastered Version Of The First Installment Of The Adventures Of Grandma From "Sh*t-Faced". |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Sh*t- Faced
Label: Shite Records
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| A Radio Spot For John McShite's favorite Soap. (Uncut & Remastered) |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: "Sh*t-Faced"
Label: Shite Records.
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| Grandma tells the story about the time she told a man his fly was open, this is also when she learned her favorite word.
(Remastered) |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: "Sh*t-Faced"
Label: Shite Records
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| A Remastered Version Of The Most Popular Shiteman Song On Any P2P Fileshare Network. |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Not commercially available.
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "Big C*ck" From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: "Another Load Of Shite!!!"
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "Old F'N Man"
From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "A Game Of Honor?" From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records.
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| Another Installment Of The "Poker Night" Series. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: (M. Dolan, “Johnny”, “Happy Pants”, “Klaudio”, “Big Neil”, “Russ”) |
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| A Cheap Advertisement For John McShite's Favorite Event. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| Another, But More Mellow Song About The Irish Drunk John McShite. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "Georgy's Lullaby" From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records.
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| The Best Clips From The Infamous "Grandma Tapes"!!! |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Grandma |
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| PSA for lazy Bastards. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| The Only Existing Instrumental Version Of "Grandma's Lullaby" From "Sh*t-Faced"; Taken Straight From The Master Track. |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "(Feline Feces (The Adventures Of Grandma)" From "Sh*t-Faced". |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Label: Shite Records.
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "A Sign That You Eat Out Too Much" From "Sh*t-Faced" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Label: Shite Records
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| A Remastered 192kb Version Of "Another Load Of Shite!!!" From "Another Load Of Shite!!!" |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records.
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| This is the song that shiteman's grandparents would sing... every night after they came home from the bar!!! |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Grandma |
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| Another Installment Of The "Poker Night" Series. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| The First Installment Of The "Poker Night" Series. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: (M. Dolan, “Happy Pants”, “Klaudio”, “Johnny”) |
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| This Is Possibly The Most Vulgar and Gay Song Ever Made. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
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| These are just a couple of messages "Oscar The Drunken Foreigner" left on our machine one of the nights he had a few too many.
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MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Label: Shite Records.
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| Introduction to Shiteman. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| Song about an Irish whore. |
CD: Sh*t-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| Part 1 of a two part skit, which is a sketch remake of the widely popular Eminem parody "A Letter To Guinness";it's not as good as the parody,but I had to get it on the CD some how without Mp3.com breaking my balls!!! |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| A song by John McShite Demonstrating his short fuse and impaired judgment. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| They're never there when you need them. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| A final song that has John McShite singing about his secret love affair... that sick fucking stalker!!!!!!! |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| Part 2 of a two part skit, which is a sketch remake of the widely popular Eminem parody "A Letter To Guinness";it's not as good as the parody,but I had to get it on the CD some how without Mp3.com breaking my balls!!! |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| A Song Involving 2 Of The Most Lazy Irresponsable People In The World. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman |
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| A remade, extended version of the classic "John's Love Affair", From "Sh*t-Faced". |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: (M. Dolan, J. McShite) |
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| The Title Says It All. |
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
MP3.com CD: Another Load Of Shite!!! - buy it!
CD: Another Load Of Shite!!!
Label: Shite Records
Credits: (M. Dolan, J. McShite, “Johnny”, “Big Neil”, “Happy Pants”, “Fuckin’ Tommy”) |
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| The final track on the worst, most poorly thought out, piece of Shite CD ever made!!!
But if you wait for the end you get to hear the hidden clips of Oscar's messages when he was drunk. |
CD: Shit-Faced
Credits: Shiteman & Oscar |
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| An Assortment Of Outtakes, Bloopers And Never Before Heard Skits; Also Features An Edited, Remastered, “Classic” Song. |
MP3.com CD: Greatest Sh*ts - buy it!
CD: Previously Unreleased
Label: Shite Records.
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