"Ideal Quotes (Extended)"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Imagine getting crank called anonymously in the middle of the night... that would probably piss most people off. Now imagine getting cranked called several times a night for a week, plus you're in your seventies and your piss drunk!!! That's exactly what we did to grandma a few years ago, and now the best clips from those calls are available on this track. Over twenty minutes of frustration jammed into one minute of hilarity!!! Enjoy...
	CD: Greatest Sh*ts   Label: Shite Records. Credits: (Grandma)
	Lyrics (Intro): "And now the adventures of grandma conclude with her most memorable sayings and infamous quotes..." (Grandma): "Hello... speak up whoever the hell you are... bastards. / Ya gonna stop fuckin' around... right now ya prick! / Why don't ya stop playin' games whoever it is huh? / Who's playin' games? Why don't ya fuckin' cut it out! / Motherfuckers! / Playin' games again? (Elephant Noise) Oh Fuck You! / Why don't ya fuckin' knock off and pick on somebody else and your mother! / (Flatulent) Fuck you! / Again? / Hello... how are you, (Flatulent) what are you doing, fuckin' around. / Ya fuckin' around again prick? / Fuck you! / Fuck You! / Playin' games again fuck? / Playin' games again? / Come on ya prick stop it! / Ah, ya playin' games again huh ya son of a bitches! (Flatulent) / Fuck you prick (Toilet Flushes) / Fuck Youuuu! / Hello ya bustin' balls again? / Ya playin' games again fuck? / Fuck you. / Stop fuckin' around. / Hello... fuck you. / Fuck you. / Hellooooo... Hello, how are ya, hows your pussy? / Screw you! / Come on, stop fucking around ya cocksucka! / Come on fuck you, ya prick!!!"

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