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squish mp3 comedy

(this URL now
functional again for your squishing convenience)
my
beanie-chicken bought a pair of glasses hoping it
will making him feel smarter and give him deeper
insight into his ongoing search for his inner
soul. i think he's nuts.
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NEWS: Well, it
happened. mp3.com finally took off enough features of the
free version of their service that I've started dishing
the dough for my special squishy premium membership. This
means I get extra cool special features like... like all
the things I got for free before they slowly started
taking them away when they came out with the paid
service, like being able to put 3+ songs on my page, put
them in order, and ask for help when i need it, etc...
=).
______though i suppose $15/mo
is worth... wait a minute, someone tell me again why i'm
doing this instead of just making my own page now that we
don't even get paid for downloads here? oh right,
promotion and visibility. yah, i suppose the $15/mo is
worth the millions i'll get when someone realizes the
stupidity presented here for the brilliance it truly is.
______in related news, now that
i'm a paying tenant, they fixed my express URL, so you
can now visit www.mp3.com/squish and it
will bring you right here. (you can always visit www.squishForDummies.com to see
what's going on with me). as for new songs, i never
bothered recording anything new for awhile because of the
bug with the URL. i'll try to get somethin' up soon ;-).
-squish, 12/26/02 .email
you can hear me and other wacky nonsense on on
kornflake's kickass morning show Coffee
and Cartoons, on
91.5 WJUL lowell
MA most tuesdays 6-9am. it's webcast here. you can
catch web reruns on Dementia Radio here every
wednesday night at 8pm. also check out:
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sQuishFORDummies.com
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a c o u s t i c s q u i s h
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NEWEST:
Where
Do Missing Socks Go, Cute Guys Holding
Puppies
If you're a Squishy Newbie, start with the first half of the page
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seven pairs of socks, a pen a week, and one guitar pick, should be enough to last me the rest of my life, yet i find myself frequently buying massive quantities of these items. WHO'S STEALING ALL MY @#$*#@& STUFF!?! |
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be careful what you wish for... | MP3.com CD: elEPhaNt egGs fRom hELL - buy it!
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it's *almost* a love song... but then, most love songs don't call the girlfriend a self-infatuated b**ch... | MP3.com CD: elEPhaNt egGs fRom hELL - buy it!
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