Artist description BIG RED VANS! PURPLE SCRUNCHIES! RUBBER DUCKIES! MANIC-DEPRESSIVE GROCERY SHOPPING! MISSPELT KORNFLAKES!...These are the nuclei that bind our universe together and give it form, and are the things I humbly dedicate my life to exploring through the sacred art of music, often with the help of my friends. True, there are other things in the universe to write songs about, but, why bother?

Music Style comedy, mostly delivered (right to your doorstep) via acoustic folk/rock

Musical Influences captain crunch, bob dole, abercrombie and fitch models, the lady of the lake

Similar Artists Adam Sandler, Arlo Guthrie, Tom Green, Monty Python, Bill Gates, Satan

Artist History My history? Well, Four score and seven years ago, I hit random keys on the piano when I was two years old until I found ones I liked. I kept doing that through elementry school. Then I went to middle school where everyone made fun of me. High school wasn't bad, and college is kind of neat. Oh, and I had a pet hamster somewhere in there who died when I dropped him. As for my music? Well, I basically still use the same technique as I did when I was two. So much for education.

Group Members squish, my beanie-chicken, some friends, and a few roaches

Instruments guitar, lettuce, five scales of a golden dragon, piano, keyboards, monopoly cards, vocals, skittles

Press Reviews yes, i've reviewed the press many times, i think it sucks.

Additional Info no thanks, i chew carefree gum

Location Reading, MA - USA

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