Artist description True experimental sounds of the future. Highly trained in musical excellence. Yes we still hate Alternate Earth and we are better than Elton John in his prime.We are the masters of all styles and could care less about the other crap artists on mp3.com

Music Style sounds like Mr. Freshy took a dump on a Laser boom microphone and added a little reverb.

Musical Influences We Crap On Them

Similar Artists None of the fake ass mp3.com bands

Artist History Everything we record is an instant masterpiece. LOG on to the sound of the future.

Group Members Miss Ring Bologna and Mr. Freshy

Instruments high tech laser synths, boom mics, donkey dicks from the Cape, and stuff you could never afford!! Cause we made it, and you cant have the blueprints..

Albums The Final Crapdown

Press Reviews Do you have permission from Mr. Cosby to upload his picture? (Howard Greer MP3.com)..........We had a conference call with Bill the other day. He said he hates beards cause his pudding gets stuck in it. We like Bill with a beard, and say to hell with the pudding!!! (POE2000)..........Hey, were stuck on the shore too. Check out our music. We're kinda like 311,Sublime, and Kid Rock. Let us know what you think. Maybe we can do some gigs. (KING$ ENGLISH mp3.com/kingsenglish)..........Hey, too bad for you. 311, Sublime, Kidrock, you must really sound like poop. We cant wait for you to release a DAM cd so we can crap on it. Keep up the shitty work! (POE 2000)..........Whats up? Just checked out yer mp3.com page. I liked it!!!. And wanted to send an email saying so. If you get a chance maybe you could give my stuff a listen (slick http://www.mp3.com/1302)..........Hey slick, we didnt listen to your stuff, but we'll tell you its poop anyway. By the way, you cant start a sentence with "And" like that. We give your letter a D-. Please dont write us ever again. (POE 2000)

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Location Feces Pond, MD - USA

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