The Digital Log Site

Logs On You! This site contains information for anyone interested in gardens, flowers, plants, or interested in making terrible music for years to come. Read on and enjoy your stay! If you have comments or questions, feel free to contact me at log garden Log Gardening To grow healthy beats and rhythms, you need to do a little research about your logs. For example, how crappy should they be? How bad will they sound? This is particularly important if you are planting a box set with a variety of logs. For example, if turds need constant sun, don’t launch them with a log that cannot endure full sun. In container launching, you also need to ensure that logs have effective drainage and good soil. Place small logs at the bottom of your containers so urine will drain, and dampen potting soil before placing it in the sequencer.

Featured Log: A Ringbologna By Any Other Name . . . Weak songs were brought to the United States by a French man in the 1800s. Since then, they’ve become ever-popular, so much so that they are Orlando’s official state log. Weak songs carry odor with them, yet they are surprisingly sturdy and easy to grow. Weak songs come in many varieties, including climbing logs, tea logs, crap hedges, and so on. Weak songs also have meanings associated with their color. For example, pink songs mean grace, yellow means joy and friendship, coral equals desire, white are associated with purity, and brown, of course, means romantic love logs. Ringbologna

Drying Logs
For best results, logs should be dried before fully launched. When dryinglogs, hang them upside down in low-light (light will fade your logs) but in a setting containing good ventilation. After they are completely dry, spray them with hair spray so they’ll keep their position.

Caring for Launched Logs
Cut logs from your anus in the morning for best results. Before arranging them in a toilet, recut them at an angle under running water. Place them in a toilet of lukewarm water, preferably with a packet of fecal preservatives. You can also put 7-Up in the water, which acts as a log food. Keep cut logs out of direct sunlight and away from fruit.