Artist description Mix Britney Spears, Aqua and Garth Brooks and what do you get? The complete opposite of [ Artist Name Here ], a lethal mix of hip-hop, electronica, industrial, experimental noise, classical and rat poison (The lethalness mostly comes from the rat poison).

Music Style Top 40 saccharine pop sellout experimental noise neo-classical post-endurable deconstructionistic blah blah blah... Decent music, I think!

Musical Influences Heh heh heh, I realized that a good "Similar artists" category is excellent fodder for the MP3.com search engine, and here I was filling it with mere wit instead of deceptive keywords! That is why, in a Bitch Move(tm) equal only to my new express URL, I have put my old "Similar artists" info in this section, which is not searched. So: [ Artist Name Here ] is the bastard son of music, and not even its abusive crack cocaine addicted stepfather can sound like him.

Similar Artists DJ Shadow, Miles Davis, James Brown, Public Enemy, Dmitri Shostakovich, Olivier Messiaen, J.S. Bach, Frank Zappa, Skinny Puppy, Iannis Xenakis, Erik Satie, Gang Starr, Ol' Dirty Bastard

Artist History 1999- Created page on on MP3.com out of boredom.2000- Added this item to the band history out of boredom.

Group Members [ Member name here ]- Songwriting, composition, keyboard(s), sampling, vocals, production, propaganda, breaker of kneecaps, groupie.

Instruments Crappy MIDI keyboard hooked up to good sound card; Samples of other people's hard work; The fair human voice; Tables, plates and other bangable things

Albums The Pity Album, all proceeds of which go to the Freedonian Orphanage for Children of Experimental Musicians.

Press Reviews "You'll never need to buy another bread machine again!"- [ Artist Name Here ]'s pretentious imaginary self-serving music review magazine; "what the hell is this??" -[ Artist Name Here ]'s cousin Julene; "it's very interesting...." -Melissa Avdeeff

Location Edmonton, Alberta - Canada

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