Artist description we are but 3 men and beyond description. all we can tell you is that we have no money.

Music Style people that know they're totally inept and tone-deaf but are too naïve to let go of their ego and they call it music. WE ARE TOTAL MISH-MASH FOR THE FUNKY MONKEES!

Musical Influences MUSIC THAT SUCKS! also: barnes & barnes, kompressor, king missile, buckethead, the jerky boys, george carlin, william shatner, sonny chiba, wesley willis and Kids In the Hall!!!!

Similar Artists (cheap cover artists you see at wal-mart for $5) bon jovi,some dead guys, fabio, ace of base, snap!, ray parker jr.,Shatner , wesley willis, clarence carter, taco, nickleback, pet shop boys,trio

Artist History unknown, we keep it mysterious. actually, we failed history.

Group Members Shubakka - Japanese Man/Boy with crazy voice and hair! he is like cuddly bear with naughty intentions! loooovely!!! MonkeyBat - flying monkey/bat hybrid with killer guitar riffer and pottymouth 80's rocker!! this man is the perverse! he say "SCARF" to your mom. mr. white - mysterious man in white sheet plays foreign-sounding SOLO cellaphone drumcan drums, Casio/Yamaha fiend, mega mixer and dispenses many talented voices. he like little cute baby seal, only he is doing the clubbing!

Instruments yamaha pss-100, archived loops, crappy electric guitar, SOLO cellaphone tin can, MEGA tiny WHITE MIC!

Press Reviews "The best songs I've never heard!"-some deaf guy "It's better than a kick in the crotch."-Jeff Fahey "I'm playing the spoons on their next album!"-Richard Simmons "C'est la merde!"-Gerard Depardieux(wow, this guy REALLY liked it!) "Most honorable rape soundtrack...Hai!"-'Sonny' Chiba, ball ripper "Can I borrow ten bucks?"-Patrick Swayze "Mwwwwwwah...They'll steal yer smokes!"-Jerry, the guy who hangs out in front of the drugstore and smells like cat urine "hMMMmmmm, these boys are cookin' up somethin' fierce--better tell Murdock! I pity tha' fool that don't stay in school!"-B.A. (Mr. T) "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?"-Gary Coleman "Jesus says you better fucking listen to these guys, because they WHOOP THE CAMEL'S ASS! AMAZING NECKOUT HELLRYIDE!"-Wesley Willis "AUUGH! AUUUGH! I've got a hangover..."-Bruce Willis "Fuck! shit! Cock! Balls! Pussy! Asshole! Rimjob!"-Crazy cat lady "I'm going to ask you a few questions and I want them answered immediately! WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!"-Arnold Schwarzenegger "My personal opinion is that IF these guys played instruments, they'd be just as tight as I am! BUY MY MUSIC!"-Lars Ulrich "You've got to listen to as much as this as you possibly can, the conformists can't hurt you that way. I don't have a life. Every day of my life."-Charles Manson two thumbs up, a spin and a crotch grab-Bad Skin Michael (Jackson) "it's very pretty"-Sandra Bulloch "we got free t-shirts and sticker promos! these guys are AWESOME!"-the Baldwin Brothers "I play harmonica on their next song. it takes the pain away."-Bruce Willis

Additional Info we watch too much Sonny Chiba and Banzai! also, we have crappy jobs.

Location brockville, ontario - Canada

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