THE
starving musicians

we not make much money, so LESKO here to tell you who we are. OUR 3 members include 1 monkey/bat hybrid, 1 Japanese crazy hair guy and 1 mysterious white man covered in white sheets. so, let us see...

1 MonkeyBat + 1 ShuBakka + 1 mr. white = (ALL TOGETHER THEY EQUAL!!!)

VERY INTELLIGENT FOUL MOUTHED FOREIGN BAND WHO PLAY MUSIC WITH MANY ASS!!

we are available for birthday parties and baptisms. thank you.

- mr. white

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"The Japanese Plankster"  Parental Advisory genre: Christian Metal
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	from the group: all 'Starving Musicians' song is offensive. all song is FRESH KICK TO HEAD and JESUS-FEARING! WE THINK YOU ENJOY THIS IF YOU ENJOY THE FILM "GUNG HO!". note from Mr. White: total culture clash when calling someone + I am the first person Shubakka is calling, MonkeyBat is the second he likes using dirty words to impress the ladies. shame on MonkeyBat, for now he will be stripped of his bat-wings. but he'll remain a monkey's aunt. ALSO: PLEASE! NO FAN MAIL! TOO MUCH ALREADY!!!
	Credits: Japanese Plankster: Shubakka / Reciever 1: mr. white / Reciever 2 & MEga, Perverse Guitar: MonkeyBat
"Let Me Out" genre: Christian Rap
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	This song makes me feel like smacking your mom with a dead tuna. You are spanish grave-robber with greasy mullet. SCARF!
	Credits: Me makey noises on electronic window typewriter. SCARF!
"mr. white's song" genre: Interviews
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	THE mysteriOUS mr. white have LOVELY singing voice, no? yes! also he can play Solo Cellaphone can like no one else can do. one thing you might be asking your self is, why can a mysterious man sing if he's so mysterious? let me tell you that he is talented so he's really nOT that enigmatic! MonkeyBat likes to make fun of his timing. he think he so funny, well he's as wrong as Michael Ironside! MAY FRIGHTEN SMALL CHILDS
	Credits: vocals/solo cellaphone can drums: mr. white, taunter/critic bastardo: MonkeyBat

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