Artist description Perhaps we should not describe a band right now. Instead let us talk about a man. A man with so much love to give and no place to send it. A man with such a great deal of pent up anger that when he hears a peaceful red-winged blackbird singing his happy little mating call he jumps out of bed and runs up and down stairs furiously. Combine the love in his heart and the bitter hatred in his large intestine and you have found the recepie for quite the unique composer....not to mention a very sexy man.

Music Style Aggressive Evangelism

Musical Influences Anything that has a good steady beat and strikes you with the sudden need to kill flies

Similar Artists Any polka band you can think of, with a slight influence from Japanese love songs of course.

Artist History It all started back in my glory days of male stripping and buggin' out on Bayer. One of those wonderful nights brought me to a place that I can't say I ever want to return from. A place where all female porn stars really do have orgasms and where pocket pussies feel EXACTLY like the real thing! Now I just can't stop rejoicing at my newfound locale. Rejoicing in song, dance, and late nights with my best friend josie. She really knows how to get jiggy wit it, let me tell ya.

Group Members His friends call him "Action", his lovers call him Jeffy, and his gym coach calls him "Great Piece of Ass"

Instruments The pricking thorns of rejection and denial. All that and a moldy loaf of bread that I've grown too attatched to, and I find it God damn unbearable to think of throwing it away.

Albums Title Track, Lubed Reach Around, Really Attractive Fat Women

Location Champaign, IL - USA

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