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"RGB Monitor/We're In the Magical Garden"  Parental Advisory genre: Glam
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	When you walk drive down the street and hear the low roar of a motorcycle, you'll know he's coming. When you see that all he's wearing is a leather thong and nipple clips, then you'll KNOW it's him. After passing out from the pain of being anally man-raped, you find yourself among what appear to be very large and lively plants. Most of them singing or smiling, you are finally able to be at peace with the rock-hard rod being forcefully jammed into your *whistle-whistle* and feel nothing but joy and happiness with the beatifully happy butterflies and singing flowers of what we all know as the magical garden!
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"Half You" genre: Progressive Metal
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	When does one become a whore? Is it a decision at the genetic level or is the stupidity of the male population enough to make you act this way? You're missing out on more than you could imagine.
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"CumBeverage (Preview)"  Parental Advisory genre: Power Metal
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	The person who this song was written for is the personification of a person I hate the most and of hate it self, personified personally. If I were given the chance to kill this person and get away with it, I would do it without remorse. In fact, I would most likely have an orgasm as the excruciating pain is shown through the facial expression I am allowed to see as she comes to the thin line between life and death. I feel kind of like Luke did the moment before he sliced off his father's hand whenever I am reminded of this person. The main differnece is, I don't have a lightsaber. Although, if I did, I would just cut this person in half. Then the investigators would say "well the only thing that could possibly have cut her in half this way would be a lightsaber, but because that is a non-existant weapon, I'm just going to have to declare that this person is still alive." Of course, then everything I had cut her in half for would be null and void. All I want is for her to breathe no more and waste no more of our precious air.
	CD: The Original Metal Album! Coming Soooooon!   Label: Go Back to Egypt Records Credits: Oh, it's all about the Jeff "Action" Hill. Get yo Action on!

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