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Artist description
Probably the worst possible sound known to man.
kinda like the sound of your nuts slapping your leg while running with some guitar |
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Music Style
shit metal |
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Musical Influences
converge, the dillinger escape plan, cannibal corpse, exhumed, soilwork |
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Similar Artists
something that thrashes and has no sense of balance |
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Artist History
UDS has reccently reformed!!!! after about a year off. Proffessor Toast, Evil Spycat, Sean, and Matt F**son. The members of Urban Death Squad, each with their own distinct origin. Satanophonix- During the act of an old ritual suicide, he pours salt in his eyes and open slit marks on the wrist. The unbearable torture causes him to rip out his eyes and beat off in his open wounds. Afterwards, ripping out chunks of brain and consuming them. The corpse finally falls into death...or so you think. --- Evil Spycat- This disgruntled zoo keeper has become fed up with his life. The gun comes to his head and the trigger is pulled. The shot comes out and the body falls into a pit of rotting snakes. He is dead...or so you think. --- Sean- No one knows where this unearthly creature came from. --- Matt F**son- Wanted for his supreme criminal record, Matt F**son has burned children's toy stores, taken over the world on several occasions, and beats his family. Confronted with these problems, Matt F**son commits suicide after church on Sunday after realizing that he is not Jesus. His dead corpse heaps upon the wet slushy ground...or so you think. |
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Group Members
Proffessor Toast- Drums, Bass, Keyboard, Guitar, Vocals, Accordian, Organ, Saxaphone, Violin, Master Of Puppets, Swampfoot, Trench Warfare......Evil Spycat- Vocals, Guitar, Drums, Bass, Television Operator, being a moron, operator of dog, causing a ruckus, doesn't do fucking shit......Sean- Vocals, Attempting To Play Guitar, Getting shit kicked out of him, sucking at everything he does, and if he doesnt start fucking cooperating with the goddamn band, he's getting his ass kicked the fuck out!......Matt F***on- Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboard, Accordian, Organ, beating his meat......Dan- Vocals, beating the shit out of things, not exactly a real member |
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Instruments
vocals, guitar, drums, bass, objects hitting other objects, screaming, keyboard, organ, playschool toys, accordian, saxaphone, violin, television, blood-letting, dog |
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Albums
Strange Sacrifice --- Rotting Cespool Of Baby Flesh, Legends, Precious Moments |
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Press Reviews
Urban Death Squad blows.- The Magazine [] The only 2 main members are god and no one else fucking matters.- Urban Death Squad News [] Urban Death Squad has helped the world death rate by causing a larger suicide rate.- World News [] This is some bad motherf**cking music! Why don't these goddamn bastards just kill themselves for the love of god?!- Chuck E. Cheese |
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Additional Info
we suck |
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Location
Pennsburg, Pennsylvania - USA |
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