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**Just a caution of warning: we tend to go a little overboard with the suicide subject. But we can do what ever the fuck we want because WE ARE Urban Death Squad and Urban Death Squad gets what Urban Death Squad wants. (mocking Fred Durst in some way)**
This is the insane Death Circus known as Urban Death Squad. The two gods are Satanophonix and Evil Spycat. The two back up people are Sean and Matt F**son. We are strait out of Pennsburg, PA and have wreaked havoc upon the towns of Red Hill, Emmaus, Pennsburg, Columbine (Colorado), and Hamburg (Germany) (this occured when Urban Death Squad was known as Nutsac (pronounced Nootsac), the German exchange group from Hamburg). The instrumentation displayed within the bone crushing horror involves Goresaw (guitar), Harmonic Destroyer (bass), God Of Thunder (drums), Death Vox (Vocals), Keys Of Mutilation (keyboard), Strangulating Resistor (accordian), Classical Massacre (violin), Tubamabob (saxaphone), Suicidal Youth (preschool toys), Pressure Guaging Implosion (organ), Idiot Box (television), and Bitch (a dog). We have a website. Fucking go to it by clicking on the picture of Satanophonix wrapped up in duct tape being sexually tortured. Buy our god forsaken CD's. Caution: CD's may cause suicide.
**Contest Goddammit!**
What were five (5) names that were used by Satanonphonix? (Ex: One of his names was Cosmos: Defender Of the Galaxy; now obviously you also can't use that name because I just fucking gave it to you. And chances are there is going to be some dumbass that will email us and try using that name.) The first person to email Urban Death Squad will get a free Urban Death Squad CD! (of their choice, not that anyone would actually want one though, and if someone does, then god help us all.) And also the winner has to pay for shipping and handling because Urban Death Squad is very poorly supported, therefore does not have any money, which may also explain why they play shitty instruments and that might explain why they suck so badly. If you're too fucking stupid to understand the rules, then email Satanophonix. (urban_death_squad@hotmail.com) and he will call you childish names which are used to make you commit suicide.
Want to join the mailing list?! Well you can't because there isn't one so you can't. (Yeah, we realize that we're fucking not smart.) You can still email Satanophonix though at urban_death_squad@hotmail.com and try to get on the mailing list though, but it probably won't work.
*This message is mainly directed to Sean*
It seems as if Urban Death Squad member, Sean, is becoming a bit of how to say... gone from the band! There is one way for him to stay in, and that would be to FUCKING COOPERATE WITH THE GODDAMN GODS OF THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BAND!!!!! Is it that fucking hard?!!! GODDAMMIT!!!! But if Sean does get his ass kicked the fuck out of the band, then a position for a member wanting to do whatever they want (except be a god, and they must comply with the rule book) is open. But chances are no one will be added to the band cause we don't fucking want anyone else.
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| Raw death grindcore used to abort the lord. |
CD: N/A
Label: Penial Records
Credits: Satanophonix- Vocals, Guitar.....Evilspycat- Drums |
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| full title of this song is WE MUST INDURE PAIN TO SURVIVE!!!! (without the ! marks) |
CD: N/A
Label: Penial Records
Credits: Evil Spycat- Guitar, Vocals.....Satanophonix- Drums, Backing Vocals |
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| There is nothing to say except that this song is fucking awesome for some reason. |
CD: N/A
Label: Penial Records
Credits: Satanophonix- Death Voice, Guitar.....Evil Spycat- Drums, Backing Vocals (I think) |
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