Artist description We are the world famous Underwater Grandmas! Theres there is Johnny Skidmarks, the backbone of the band. Without his skillfull guitar playing and harmonica, we'd have no "real musicians". Next, there is Crusty Monster X, the "D.J." and singer. Show us on the doll where he's touched you with his beautiful vocalities. Finally there's the Dutch Marauder, who is the glockenspeilist, recorderist, kazoo-master, and head doo-wop spoken vocals. Next...there is the big purple tiger, who needs nothing other than a drumroll, so without further adieu...DrrD Drr Drrr. Tskkkkkk........Ta Da!

Artist History We were hanging out in my basement, and Johnny Skidmarks picked up my guitar and started strumming around, and we...left off in the middle of our history there...WHAT THE FUCK?!

Group Members Crusty Monster X-vocals,beats; Johnny Skidmarks-vocals,guitar, harmonica; The Dutch Marauder-AUTOHARP, glockenspeil, kazoo, recorder, doo-wop vocals, master of "FUN"

Instruments FUN, kazoo, glockenspeil, recorder, guitar, harmonica, random objects, screwdrivers, jew's harp

Albums Jefferson Airplane's Greatest Hits

Press Reviews "This band eats my fucking shit!!!" - Andy Rooney "Beethoven!" - Charles Groden, formerly of MSNBC "I've never been so offended in my life" - Gary Freedman, New York. "Hey all you cosmonauts, I'm the real Ford Fiesta!!!" - Joel Goddard, Late Night with Conan O'Brien announcer. "Todd, there are like 20 phones over there, what the fuck?" - CMX and Johnny

Additional Info Blow up dolls made in our likeness should be available in the not so distant future. hint, hint.

Location Hamilton, NJ - USA

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