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Hey fans, do your part to stop the menace that is the Underwater Grandmas:
Stop the Underwater Grandma's!
Updated on September 19, 2001.
Item! The good folks here at MP3.com are a bunch of goddamned RUBES! Every one of our songs I uploaded was accepted, including such hits as "My Poor Bean-Bagged Face" the first Underwater Grandmas song ever recorded, as well as the first to be rejected by MP3.com it used to be called "Hitler Tastes Like Chicken" also accepted were "Wally Me Silly, You Man Beast You" aka the Safety Dance, and the Grandma's #1 hit "I'd Eats Me Some Bread, if I Had a Mouth" which is really a dressed-up cover of the Bob Dylan classic "All Along the Watchtower". Our version kicks Dylan's beautifully wrinkled ass. And for that reason, you should BACK THE BAND. Give us your sweet virgin ass. And the dollars contained within the warm fleshy walls of that ass. OK?
Tell us what you think of the New Look Underwater Grandmas Webpage, and sign that beautifully godforsaken Guestbook!
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