Artist description Dedicated to making interesting music through whatever means possible. And what crappy means we have!

Music Style I not only avoid trends, they avoid me

Musical Influences Everything - I take and absorb, yet I never grow fat...

Similar Artists I think I was told 'Jeff Buckley' once but they might have been saying 'you suck-ley'

Artist History Fairly uninteresting. I got my first electric guitar at the tender age of 17 and thought "Wouldn't it be fun to record the garbage I come up with?" .. I was a crap guitar player then and I remain one to this day. Now I make music when buying CDs gets too expensive.

Group Members Will Torrens - ineptitude with proper recording practices and all-round deconstruction of sound.

Instruments Two near-death guitars, a Fisher Price keyboard and a rain stick that resembles a turd.

Albums I intend to publish an album of all my greatest works and have it play endlessly over my headstone.

Press Reviews ACTUAL REAL LIFE REVIEWS******* "Sounds like a mix of Pink Floyd and ...Depeche Mode."-Del Vezeau (mp3.com/guitar) - "...[Pedestrian] is really smooth. I like it a lot."-roAE (mp3.com/roae) - Basically, if you sound like this, you try not to brag about it. For some reason, the good deities at GodsOfMusic.com seemed to like Pedestrian. Other than that, my friends are ok with my songs but I think they secretly want me to grow up and start a family.

Additional Info When I was five a dog bit me. I dreamt about it yesterday and peed my pants!

Location Toronto, Ontario - Canada

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