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The Saint James Catastrophe is a band that has traveled
all over the world many times over. Part of the reason the band has traveled
so extensively is because they started out playing other famous band's music
in order to make a living. They covered bands like Devo, The Sex Pistols,
Sly Stone, The Beatles, The Ohio Players, Tom Waits, The Cramps, Earth Wind
& Fire, The Kinks, Bob Dylan, Marvin Gaye, Nancy Sinatra, Mozart, Elvis
Presley, Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin, Hank Williams and a host of others. You
get the idea; they did whatever they had to do in order to get a gig. In
this manner our brave heroes traveled the world and had many madcap adventures.
Saint James also served his country briefly as a diplomat in Paris. But suddenly
dark forces appeared on the horizon and St. James was forced by shadowy
government intelligence agencies to help overthrow other governments, and
to hide extraterrestials who were only visiting Earth as tourists. Well as
you can imagine Saint James wasn't happy about this and was forced to spend
the next 6 years on the run from J Edgar Hoover, Tiny Tim, and David Bowie.
Bowie was angry because Saint James borrowed a sampler from him and then
lost it one night during a drunken jam with Elvis Costello (Elvis denies
it to this day and Bowie can't even discuss it without those little blood
vessels on his forehead popping out). Luckily Hoover & Tiny Tim died;
and Bowie is getting on age-wise and is confused. So now Saint James resides
in San Diego where he hustles old women at a local bowling alley. He hopes
someone will give him about 400,000 dollars to cover the bill he has run
up at a local studio. If you would like to help he can be reached at
858-546-1946---Thanks |
 Check out Saint James' new novel, Young and Dead
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| there's this guy who's madly in love with this woman; only she gets very angry and likes to steal his CD's,crash his car, and have sex with everyone in the world. Nonetheless he apologizes and begs her to come home cause he's foolish and lonely. It's a sad story! | MP3.com CD: What are YOU lookin' At! -  buy it!
CD: St.James King of the Hawaiin Blues Singers
Label: Slash Records
Credits: Those responsible will be punished. |
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| This is about how someone who has a relationship with and loves a victim of child abuse also suffers. | MP3.com CD: What are YOU lookin' At! - buy it!
CD: See You In The Afterlife
Label: Warner Brothers
Credits: St. James and a long hard dark life |
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| A man realizes that his impulses as savage as they are, are nonetheless natural and nothing to be afraid of, as a mater of fact they are beautiful. Discomfiting but beautiful. | MP3.com CD: What are YOU lookin' At! - buy it!
CD: See You In The Afterlife
Label: Warner Brothers
Credits: St. James--Vocals, Bass, Organ, Bloopy noises, random screams, Saxaphone, Pennywhistle, Piano, Harpsichord, Explosions;;;Rob Nefke--Slide Guitar, hoots hollers exclamations existential angst |
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