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THE GERMANS

Name: The Fritz

D/O/B: 10/14/67

Birthplace: New York City

At an early age the Fritz had discovered electricity. Having been struck by mighty Thors Hammer while gallivanting in his back yard, the Fritz was blessed with a keen understanding of the electrical impulse inherent in all living things. He has applied these principles to drumming. He also has a fondness for cherry strudel.

Name: the Swede

D/O/B: 6/15/68

Birthplace: Stockholm

The Swede and the Fritz were both simultaneously dating the same Scientologist Swimsuit model during the summer of 2000. Her obsessive compulsive urge to emasculate all the men she bedded caused the two of them to form a band one that would conquer the world or would die trying. The Swede quickly took up the bass guitar and is now currently searching for his cell phone.

Name: Mario Von Barrio (aka: Poker Face aka: Mario Speedwagon)

D/O/B: 5/10/69

Birthplace: Buenos Aires

Toughest soldier for the lord around, MVB, as colleagues like to call him, has paved a steady reputation for what is right in the name of the Holy Ghost and a good time. He is a saint, a martyr for those that are down trodden by booze, sex, gambling, and pharmaceuticals. He is a man of forgiveness, especially if it has any implications for him. The electric guitar, given to him by a Madame at the brothel he was raised in, is now his tool of conversion.

Name: Wolfgang Bonaparte

D/O/B: 11/22/71

Birthplace: Berlin

Wolfgang Bonaparte… who the hell is that? Some know, the Germans for one. Rescued him from an absinthe binge in New Orleans. He tried to stab the Swede over a bird named Sheila, but they soon became fast friends. The Fritz cleared his gambling debts with Von Barrio and now he plays guitar for the Germans. Still considered dangerous when generic Triazolam is involved.

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