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An Alternative explanation of the Birth of Christ, from the recently unearthed Scrolls of Frosty. This is scroll 1 of 4 in 6 parts. |
MP3.com CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it!
CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes, Jeff, and Joe |
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A song for all the system administrator folk out there, We love you. |
MP3.com CD: Skit Happens - buy it!
CD: Skit Happens
Label: Troll Songs
Credits: Wes Borg |
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The western provinces of Canada secede from the country and form their own empire. This is their national anthem. |
MP3.com CD: Skit Happens - buy it!
CD: Skit Happens
Label: Troll Songs
Credits: Wes and Joe |
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An Australian leopard tank goes off to iraq to fight the bad guys. |
MP3.com CD: Skit Happens - buy it!
CD: Skit Happens
Label: Troll Songs
Credits: Neil Grahn |
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A heartwarming callback to the golden age of computing... 1979-1984. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
CD: The Geek Album
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg |
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Everyone goes through it once in their life... even the lord of the dark side. |
MP3.com CD: Skit Happens - buy it!
CD: Skit Happens
Label: Troll Songs
Credits: Paul Mather |
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A timely ditty. |
MP3.com CD: Skit Happens - buy it!
CD: Skit Happens
Label: Troll Songs
Credits: Wes and Joe |
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A monologue Wes performed at the 1st annual Edmonton Comedy Arts Festival. If you like it, check out http://cramsession.brainbuzz.com/studybreak/ for the video. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: written by wes borg & Paul Mather |
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The truth about your privacy and what you can do about it. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
CD: The Geek Album
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes and Joe |
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A brutally honest little love song. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg, Joe Bird |
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How to make sure your parents don't use the internet... |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
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Wes tours Microsoft for a behind-the-scenes look at their next generation operating system: Whistler. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
CD: The Geek Album
Credits: Written by Paul |
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A 21st century re-recording of a troll classic. Featuring the musical talents of Renslip, a lovely band from Toronto. |
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Joe Bird, Wes Borg |
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A completely ridiculous Irish Drinking song. |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit / Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Mike McDonald, Dove Brown, Wes Borg |
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An extremely Canadian ode to our new baby Territory, Nunavut. If you don't know what that is, you won't get the tune. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg, Steve Loree |
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Some of that world-famous Erotic Inuit Love Poetry. |
MP3.com CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it!
CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg, Joe Bird, Brian Cassian, Don Masson |
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Joe gets an unpleasant surprize while surfing the interweb. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
CD: Geek Album 2.0
Credits: written by Joe |
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a response to Molsons vapid attempt to make money off Canada's desperate need for a reason to feel patriotic. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes and Joe |
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Classic Paul Mather |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Paul Mather |
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The complete financial picture with Paul Mather |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
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This song was written for the Alberta ARIA music industry awards show... way the hell back in the 20th century. The bad playing is on purpose... I swear. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a midi drum machine sound drunk? |
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Joe and Wes |
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Another classic song by Troll Alumnus Dove. |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
Credits: Written by Dove Brown |
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The first of Paul and Joe's trilogy of potential Alberta Anthems. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
Credits: by Paul Mather, Music by Joe Bird |
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These days it's nice to know at least one bank takes at least minimal safety precautions not to lose your money. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
Credits: With Wes Borg, Paul Mather, and Stephanie Wolfe. First aired on CBC's DNTO. |
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MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Jeff Haslam, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild |
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Paul Mather's rather clever parody of the "Sunscreen" song. Since we didn't bother to learn the music, it's not infringing on any copyrights... enjoy. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
Credits: Paul Mather |
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Another classic neo-country tune by Dove. |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
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Part two of the Alberta Anthem Trilogy |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
Credits: Wrote by Paul, music by Joe |
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See how the world's religions are doing in their respective quests to be 'closer to God'. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Wes Borg |
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What you can do with a large, but finite number of monkeys |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
Credits: wes borg, neil grahn, paul mather |
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A song about preparing your house for Mom. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
Label: Virtual Trollsongs
Credits: Paul Mather, Wes Borg |
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One Farmer's Opinion |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Joe Bird, Neil Grahn |
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Part of a radio play Wes wrote called "MP3 Teen Geek Radio". This is a commercial from the play about two 14 year-olds who set up a streaming internet radio station. |
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes |
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MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild |
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An old song about going on a date. I'm not sure what we were thinking, but the doodly doo chorus is kinda funny i guess... |
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg, Joe Bird |
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Yes, I know Dennis Leary has an A-hole song, but we wrote this one long before he ever showed up... |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg, Paul Mather |
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Part 3 of the Alberta Anthem Trilogy. |
MP3.com CD: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it!
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A Brief History of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg, Mike MacDonald |
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MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Jr. Gone Wild & Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie |
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The Absolute Truth about Canada |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Joe Bird, Wes Borg |
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A story by Troll Alumnus Neil Grahn. |
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Neil Grahn, Lance Loree |
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The Legend of Francis, the freedom-loving swine of Red Deer, Alberta |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg |
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Actually, The "She's Gone To California Just To Find Herself" Blues
By Dove |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild |
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A cute, CLEAN! ditty about being in love and getting married. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Steaming Pile of Skit
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: ©2000 Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie |
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An ode to higher education |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg |
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A rant against all the things that are wrong in the world. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Wes Borg |
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The true story of the latter part of Oscar Wilde's brilliant career. |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
CD: Con Troupo Comedius
Label: Trollsongs
Credits: Paul Mather |
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MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Wes Borg |
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A prayer to God... extreme language warning... |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie |
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A Prayer to God... Extreme Language Warning |
MP3.com CD: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it!
CD: Live @ The Hyperbole
Label: Wolf Willow
Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild |
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The Story of the war between Canada and the States, the War of 1812, which America LOST when WE BURNT THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!! |
MP3.com CD: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it!
Label: Virtual Trollsongs
Credits: Atomic Improv, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie |
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A poem by Cathleen. |
MP3.com CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it!
CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas
Credits: Cathleen, Joe, Neil |
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By Ernie the Redneck |
MP3.com CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it!
CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas
Credits: Joe, Neil, Cathleen |
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