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    Larry Weaver's Funny Songs 

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    "Grandpa's Gone Gangsta"genre: General Comedy
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    Does your grandpa threaten to pop a cap in the nurses' dome for serving cold applesauce? Does he insist that Martha Raye is "bout it bout it"? If so he may listening to too much rap music.
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    CD: Pack Full of Comedy   Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: Tupac, Notorious BIG, Len, My moms and pops, and all my babies out there that I don't know about (daddy loves you).
     
    "I Got Fondled by Ronald McDonald"genre: General Comedy
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    "Grimace made me grimace. It was not a Happy Meal when that dirty old clown copped a feel..." "He poked my McRibs and goosed my McButt. Then he reached for you-know-McWhat"
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    CD: Pack Full of Comedy   Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: My lawyer said this was OK. I hope he was right.
     
    "Ghost in the Trailer"genre: General Comedy
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    The song that started a worldwide wave of mobile home paranoia. Somethin' creepy is going on under the double wide, and this time it ain't a possum!
    CD: Looking for Fun   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
    "Grope Me Gently Airport Security Guard"  Parental Advisorygenre: General Comedy
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    The hit song taking morning radio by storm! If you've traveled at all in the past year, you will love this song!!!
    Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: Doug Davis, Jerry Chapman, Bryan Tucker
     
    "The Oxymoron Song"genre: General Comedy
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    Jumbo shrimp? Plastic Silverware? This song is made up almost entirely of contradictions in terms. It's "awful good"!
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    CD: Pack Full of Comedy   Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: David Drake and Andy Bagwell
     
    "Beat off the Monkey"genre: General Comedy
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    A children's song gone wrong... horribly, horribly wrong... (recorded live in concert)
    CD: Demented Music Fest   Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: Todd Lovett (engineer)
     
    "Country Folks Can Survive!"genre: General Comedy
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    Uncle Phil and the Harmonics were country before country was cool, dirty before dirty was the rage, and ignorant before ignorant was the norm. Now they're back to serve up a heapin' helpin' of country pride. You want to make fun of the country? Pshaw! Before you judge a man, you better walk a mile in his lack of shoes.
    CD: Everybody's Crazy But Me!   Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: Written by Bryan Tucker/Scott Brown/Larry Weaver
     
    "My Virtual Girlfriend"genre: General Comedy
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    Thanks to technology, you can have a romantic relationship without leaving your cubicle. Go with Larry as he logs on to love in all the wrong places.
    CD: Looking for Fun   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
    "The UnHappy Meal"genre: General Comedy
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    The live version of this song, "I Got Fondled by Ronald McDonald" has stayed atop the mp3.com Comedy Charts for over two years! This new rockin' studio version takes the tale even further. In Larry's surreal world, Ronald and his lovable friends don't seem to understand that "no means no." Make sure you hear this one before impending litigation doesn't allow it!
    CD: Looking for Fun   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
    "Trailer Ghost Exterminators"genre: Humor
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    There are some disadvantages to living in a trailer--they attract hurricanes, tornados and the cast of the TV show "Cops". But there are good things, too. For instance, ghosts rarely haunt mobile homes. But in the world of paranormal activity, expected the unexpected! Experts estimate that one out of every six mobile homes is haunted by a ghost, or perhaps a possum. Learn the warning signs!
    CD: Everybody's Crazy But Me!   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
    "Hardcore Weather Channel"genre: Humor
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    Take your weather forecasts TO THE EXTREME!!! Like 24-hour weather coverage, but find other channels just *too* boring? Then join Stone Cold as he battles the elements on "The Hardcore Weather Channel." It's time to issue a Winter Whoop-Ass Warning!
    CD: Looking for Fun   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
    "State Fair Woman"genre: General Comedy
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    Passion sizzles like a freshly fried corn dog. What will happen when a young and impressionable fair-goer gives his heart to a carny? Can love triumph over inbreeding?
    CD: Looking for Fun (National Release: Sep. 25, 2001)   Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: [Weaver/LeVasseur]
     
    "Escape From Alimony (Redneck Video Game)"genre: Humor
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    Cyberbilly brought you such classic video games as "12 Point Buck Hunt" and "Trophy Trout Fishing." Now here's a new game that country folks can really relate to!
    CD: Looking for Fun (National Release: Sep. 25, 2001)   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
    "Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard"  Parental Advisorygenre: Humor
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    [Special Dedication Version] Has it been a while since you felt the warm touch of another? Do you long for that intimate contact? Well, here's a plan for you!!!
    Label: Def Shrimp Records
    Credits: Doug Davis, Jerry Chapman, Bryan Tucker
     
    "Rob Van Dam: Extreme Comedian! RVD! RVD!"genre: Humor
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    Listen in on this hilarious phone call as WWF Superstar Rob Van Dam gives comedian Larry Weaver a few pointers about being funny. Does RVD has a future as a stand-up comedian? You be the judge!
    CD: Looking for Fun   Label: Def Shrimp Records
     
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