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| A soccer fanatic loves killing people too... |
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Words by Franz Hemingbeck, Music by ASC |
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| Here it is- one of the most downloaded comedy songs on the internet. You've seen thousands of copies of it on Napster, incorrectly attributed to Weird Al.If you haven't heard it yet, it's about a loser on Tatooine dreams of joining the Empire. This is ASC's most popular song and a live favorite. It was featured in the July issue of MacWorld and has been included on countless compilation discs. . . |
MP3.com CD: I: The American Scream -  buy it!
CD: THE AMERICAN SCREAM
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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CD: urban vermin
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A collaboration with LA-based, SpinRecords.com artist Belly Puddle, who we consider to be one of the best rock bands on the West Coast. This is the song your children will get marriedto. . .hopefully not to each other.You can check out Belly Puddle's new website soon at www.spinrecords.com |
MP3.com CD: I: The American Scream - buy it!
CD: THE AMERICAN SCREAM
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Credits: Produced by Lauren Scheff, Written by ASC and Lauren Scheff |
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| I'm sick of being responsible while others goof off. I want to party too. . . |
MP3.com CD: I: The American Scream - buy it!
CD: THE AMERICAN SCREAM
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Credits: asc |
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| A young woman dreams of becoming a big city street whore. . . |
MP3.com CD: I: The American Scream - buy it!
CD: THE AMERICAN SCREAM
Label: earstation
Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A crack dealer imposes modern management techniques on his business. . . |
MP3.com CD: I: The American Scream - buy it!
CD: THE AMERICAN SCREAM
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by Stamen3 and Girard Garcia |
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| A day in the life of a Penthouse accountant |
MP3.com CD: VI: Chinese Pornography - buy it!
CD: VI_Chinese Pornography
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A man learns to embrace his emotional pain |
MP3.com CD: VI: Chinese Pornography - buy it!
CD: VI_Chinese Pornography
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A song about bad breath. |
MP3.com CD: VI: Chinese Pornography - buy it!
CD: VI_Chinese Pornography
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| Rich people poop too |
MP3.com CD: VI: Chinese Pornography - buy it!
CD: VI_Chinese Pornography
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| A strip club customer dream of life riding the pole... |
MP3.com CD: VI: Chinese Pornography - buy it!
CD: VI_Chinese Pornography
Label: earstation
Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| If I was a woman, I'd play with my tits all day long. . . |
MP3.com CD: V: ASS - buy it!
CD: ASS
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A logger considers the tree he's about to cut down. . . |
MP3.com CD: V: ASS - buy it!
CD: ASS
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A deeply philosophical sermon about the nature of existence and crap. Yes. |
MP3.com CD: VI: Chinese Pornography - buy it!
CD: green room to oblivion
Label: earstation
Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A song about a man who has lost his shadow |
MP3.com CD: IV: Caucasian Spirituals - buy it!
CD: CAUCASIAN SPIRITUALS
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Credits: Produced by iMo and dj soy, Written by ASC |
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| It's a new week and a new ASC song from CAUCASIAN SPIRITUALS. This one's about the twisted relationship between man and dog. . . or actually man and domesticated wolf. . . |
MP3.com CD: IV: Caucasian Spirituals - buy it!
CD: CAUCASIAN SPIRITUALS (coming Summer 2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo and dj soy, Written by ASC |
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| (released 02/08/01) A twisted look at suburban "life" and the people who cling to it. Any profits from this song will go to the Kevin Gilbert Foundation. . . |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Words by Kevin Gilbert, Music by ASC, Additional lyrics by iMo |
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| My parents could have given me a cool name like Chet or Rod or Flint, but they named me Barney. . . |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: Sniffing the Glue That Holds Us Together (2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| I want to throughly destroy my career just like you know who. . . |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: Sniffing the Glue That Holds Us Together (2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| An evil villian reflects upon finally defeating his superhero nemesis. . . |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: Sniffing the Glue That Holds Us Together (2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| I live next door to something rather disturbing. . . |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: Sniffing the Glue That Holds Us Together (2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| Is there anything more distracting at work than female cleavage you aren't allowed to look at? Based on a recent article about how women are feeling more comfortable with their sexuality in the workplace. |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: Sniffing the Glue That Holds Us Together (2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A "playa" is stuck in the back seat of a car with a lady who might puke. . . |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: Sniffing the Glue That Holds Us Together (2001)
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Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| A preview track from our next album about all the porn 'zines you see in your local airport gift shop. |
MP3.com CD: III: Sniffing the Glue That... - buy it!
CD: sniffing the glue that holds us together (2001)
Label: earstation
Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| My ass is expanding on a daily basis. . . |
MP3.com CD: II: evilpeoplebad - buy it!
CD: evilpeoplebad
Label: earstation
Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| would whore myself on the street for a Klondike bar. . . |
MP3.com CD: II: evilpeoplebad - buy it!
CD: evilpeoplebad
Label: earstation
Credits: Produced by iMo, Written by ASC |
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| Some people in this world are born way too damned sexy. I am one of those accursed people. . . |
MP3.com CD: II: evilpeoplebad - buy it!
CD: evilpeoplebad
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