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| Stereotypes are always fun! |
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| Always get a peek before you spend 28 dollars on a cheap hotel room. It's just that simple. |
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| Big ups to the big guy...my bad. |
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| I'm really getting fisted on this whole thing. $5 a month for the site...1 album sold...ever. That sucks. I hate all of you! |
CD: Actually
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| One of those random songs that you've come to know and love...or hate (Prelude to Not See). |
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| THIS SONG IS A JOKE...BNatSC IS A JOKE! DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY...or maybe you can! |
CD: Actually
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| An inner battle between what is and what wants to be...more or less. **Lots of bass on this one!** |
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| Seriously trick...no one really likes you. They only talk to you for your boobs and your poon-tang. Maybe you should get a personality and then give me a call...cause I'm not buying the hoe-bag thing. |
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| Old school BNatSC meets New school BNatSC. A perfect blend of Night of the Whooping Crane and Actually. |
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| Girl you're may fantasy...there's just one problem... |
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| One of these days a fat chick is gonna beat the crap out of me...but until then... |
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| Sometimes people just really piss me off...so naturally, I write a song about it. |
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| Pure R&B...ok...well I'm redefining R&B. Yeah...that's more like it. Check out this phat song. Seriously...it's good. |
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| Ho...you're all I need. Or at least for tonight... |
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| A remix to "Get on with this Show" off the album "God Not Gilda". |
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| A remix to "Butt Nugget's Theme Song" off of "Night of the Whooping Crane". |
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| A remix to "Funktified Flavor" off the album "God Not Gilda." |
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| A remix of the Eminem diss "Yo Slim" off the album "God Not Gilda". |
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| A remix to the hit song "I Don't Think You Should Eat My Sock" off the album "The Collapse of the Empire". |
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| One of the most beloved BNatSC songs of all time has been remixed. Off the album "The Weiner Chronicles". |
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| A remix of the hit song "I Would Date You (But You're Fat)" off the album 'God Not Gilda'. |
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| A remix of the song "Mother Never Said Vaginas Were Good" from the album "Night of the Whooping Crane". |
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| A remix to the under-rated song "Two Ring Circus" off "The Weiner Chronicles" |
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| I remembered the 61.1 rule this time...this song is only 8 minutes and ish seconds long. Good little song if I do say so myself. |
MP3.com CD: The Collapse of the Empire -  buy it!
CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| The title track off the album inspired by rage...61.1!! |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Ahh yes...the dreaded Rachel Monster has returned once again to bug the bejeezus out of me. However, this time...I'm keeping my hands off of her. No destroying on this one. Just crying...lots of crying. |
MP3.com CD: The Collapse of the Empire - buy it!
CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Legs, Heads, Wangs...they're all part of the anatomy as you'll soon find out. |
MP3.com CD: The Collapse of the Empire - buy it!
CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Don't wipe your butt with one ply toilet paper... |
MP3.com CD: The Collapse of the Empire - buy it!
CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| How effective are aptitude tests? Do they indeed accurately measure one's aptitude? Find out in this amazing song that is sure to be a #1 hit. |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Nose, Midget, Metal Fae, SInger man....you've never played baseball. |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Ooh...this song is sooo phat. |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| In AD 79 the town of Pompeii was a victim of the eruption of mount vesuvius. This is an account of that story... |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| You are the living dead, you're alive in reality. In my eyes you're already dead. Trick... |
MP3.com CD: The Collapse of the Empire - buy it!
CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Yeah that's right...like that song you used to sing in first grade biatch. |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Oh how I love my balls...so much that I felt I needed to express my love through song. |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Really aprehensive about releasing this song. First off it's not that funny, and it's kind of freaky and sad too. But what the heck. I've never made a 7:45 long song before so check it out. The end is cool. I promise. |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Stereotypes, gotta love 'em! |
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CD: The Collapse of the Empire
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| Ahh yes! My long-awaited Eminem diss. Hopefully, this will jumpstart my career like it did for Everlast. And maybe I can be on "Where are they now?" just like Everlast. Hmmm....who knows? |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| 1 guess on what this one's about. |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| I know I shouldn't be picky...but seriously...go run or something! |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| Think "great expactation" with some lyrics and a happy tune. |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| Heloo Mr. Turtlehead...how nice of you to pay me a visit today! |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| Why don't you just shut up with all your meaningless jibba jabba. |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| A song about hippies and democrats and how they should shut up or die! Harsh? Yes indeed! |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| A song about Selma Hayek's Boobs....or is it? Who really knows? |
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CD: God Not Gilda
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| I took the old version out and redid it with some lyrics and junk! I like this one better! I am still a vagina! |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| The Title track to the album! |
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CD: God Not Gilda
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| Cold shivers...grimmace. |
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CD: God Not Gilda
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| It burns, poop it out, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, raw butthole...probably should've just taken a shower instead. |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| Folk songs...yeah! |
MP3.com CD: God Not Gilda - buy it!
CD: God Not Gilda
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| Every hot girl in the world is taken. Or at least that's what it looks like from my POV. |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| My cat is the biggest punk in the world and I hate it and I hope it burns for all eternity and I'm just joking I love you kitty! |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Short swet and to the point....crap! There is no point. Sorry. |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| 16 minutes of pure mayhem....or phat beats! |
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CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| The clouds darken, the world overturns, the mist separates...she has returned |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Please place your seat in the upright position! Slipknot, Mudvayne, whoever...look out! |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| You're just mad because you can't rule...like me! |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Nothing good on the radio? Check out this song! |
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CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Heck I don't know! |
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CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Phat techno with a pinch of the stuff that 14 year old boys giggle at. |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| The worst suckhead doesn't deserve the greatest song ever! But he got it...boy am I generous! |
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CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Butt Nugget shows off his rapping sckills in this phat hip hop song. You know how we do it! |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| 18 years ago you were born, you lived and in an instant you died. I am what you think you are. I am you, you are not me, i am you. You do not know me, yet you do. Follow me... |
MP3.com CD: The Weiner Chronicles - buy it!
CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| It's ok to cry! |
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CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Yes our express URL is themifitofanem...ever wonder why? Probably not, but here's why! A young misfit picks on the wrong person! |
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CD: The Weiner Chronicles
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| Brace yourself for the next level of boobie-dom! Prepare for quantum boobies! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| My nipple is puffy! I love my nipple! |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| Who saw the Fetuccini Alfredo hit the floor? |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| The all too true story of what happens when a poor butterfly flys too high! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| For years society has put up with pathetic excuses for human beings who think that they are funny. Now is the time that the world revolts against these plagues to society. To destroy the disease society must attack it at it's lifesource....the most annoying human of them all. Rachel! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| i tried to give my monkey to the devil! But he gave him back! |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| 4 minutes and 16 seconds of me not being able to play the guitar! Man you listen to this one! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| In the not so distant future the world known as earth will be devoured by big squishy vaginas! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| Something is drastically wrong with the nut! Somebody find out what's wrong! Please! |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| So yeah I ate some mexican food the other day and I had really bad heartburn. So I thought I'd write a song about it! Seriously, you're gonna love this one. |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| Oh sooo funny! I laugh at this one all the time... If you turn the volume up all the way you can hear a secret message! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| Yes, it's spelled that way for a reason. Why? Take a peat. The sexiest BNATSC song you will ever hear! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| A sort of follow-up to "Innermission" best if listened to right after "Innermission" But good nonetheless. Actually really really good |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| A happenin' lil' ditty about eating your mother and getting away with it. |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| Speak Spanish? If you do, you'll definitely be interested in this song! If not, give it a listen anyways and listen to the end for translation! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| The title song of the album. A little scat for you? |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| A funny story I wrote about a girl who falls in love with a cantalope. |
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CD: Night of the Whooping Crane
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| Hold your ears! |
MP3.com CD: Night of the Whooping Crane - buy it!
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