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    All good things must come to an end...

    The Misfit Cometh...

    In other news: MP3.com is going down. So until further notice all BNATSC songs will be released at 'http://up.to/bnatsc' Thanks for the memories MP3.com. You made history!

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    "High School"genre: General Comedy
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    Stereotypes are always fun!
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    "Eyes Tell Half The Story"genre: General Comedy
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    Always get a peek before you spend 28 dollars on a cheap hotel room. It's just that simple.
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    "Alive With You"genre: General Comedy
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    Big ups to the big guy...my bad.
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    "Getting Fisted"genre: General Comedy
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    I'm really getting fisted on this whole thing. $5 a month for the site...1 album sold...ever. That sucks. I hate all of you!
    CD: Actually
     
    "Canterbury"genre: General Comedy
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    One of those random songs that you've come to know and love...or hate (Prelude to Not See).
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    "Duff Diving"genre: General Comedy
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    THIS SONG IS A JOKE...BNatSC IS A JOKE! DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY...or maybe you can!
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    "Battling Both Sides"genre: General Comedy
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    An inner battle between what is and what wants to be...more or less. **Lots of bass on this one!**
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    "(B)elby"genre: General Comedy
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    Seriously trick...no one really likes you. They only talk to you for your boobs and your poon-tang. Maybe you should get a personality and then give me a call...cause I'm not buying the hoe-bag thing.
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    "Ballsweat"genre: General Comedy
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    Old school BNatSC meets New school BNatSC. A perfect blend of Night of the Whooping Crane and Actually.
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    "Fantasy"genre: General Comedy
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    Girl you're may fantasy...there's just one problem...
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    "Tingling the Senses"genre: General Comedy
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    One of these days a fat chick is gonna beat the crap out of me...but until then...
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    "Not See"genre: General Comedy
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    Sometimes people just really piss me off...so naturally, I write a song about it.
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    "That Something"genre: General Comedy
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    Pure R&B...ok...well I'm redefining R&B. Yeah...that's more like it. Check out this phat song. Seriously...it's good.
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    "All I Need"genre: General Comedy
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    Ho...you're all I need. Or at least for tonight...
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    "Get On With This Show (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix to "Get on with this Show" off the album "God Not Gilda".
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    "The Theme Song (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix to "Butt Nugget's Theme Song" off of "Night of the Whooping Crane".
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    "Funktified Flava (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix to "Funktified Flavor" off the album "God Not Gilda."
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    "Hey Slim (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix of the Eminem diss "Yo Slim" off the album "God Not Gilda".
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    "Gimme My Sock Back Mr. Man (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix to the hit song "I Don't Think You Should Eat My Sock" off the album "The Collapse of the Empire".
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    "My Life (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    One of the most beloved BNatSC songs of all time has been remixed. Off the album "The Weiner Chronicles".
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    "I Would Date You (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix of the hit song "I Would Date You (But You're Fat)" off the album 'God Not Gilda'.
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    "Monesavawego (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix of the song "Mother Never Said Vaginas Were Good" from the album "Night of the Whooping Crane".
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    "Two Ring Circus (Remix)"genre: General Comedy
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    A remix to the under-rated song "Two Ring Circus" off "The Weiner Chronicles"
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    "Box May Come"genre: General Comedy
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    I remembered the 61.1 rule this time...this song is only 8 minutes and ish seconds long. Good little song if I do say so myself.
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    "The Collapse of the Empire"genre: General Comedy
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    The title track off the album inspired by rage...61.1!!
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    "Rachel Returns"genre: General Comedy
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    Ahh yes...the dreaded Rachel Monster has returned once again to bug the bejeezus out of me. However, this time...I'm keeping my hands off of her. No destroying on this one. Just crying...lots of crying.
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    "The Anatomy Song"genre: General Comedy
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    Legs, Heads, Wangs...they're all part of the anatomy as you'll soon find out.
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    "Modern Day Horror"genre: General Comedy
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    Don't wipe your butt with one ply toilet paper...
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    "Testing Aptitude"genre: General Comedy
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    How effective are aptitude tests? Do they indeed accurately measure one's aptitude? Find out in this amazing song that is sure to be a #1 hit.
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    "Stealing Home"genre: General Comedy
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    Nose, Midget, Metal Fae, SInger man....you've never played baseball.
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    "I Don't Think You Should Eat My Sock"genre: General Comedy
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    Ooh...this song is sooo phat.
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    "Pompeii"genre: General Comedy
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    In AD 79 the town of Pompeii was a victim of the eruption of mount vesuvius. This is an account of that story...
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    "Living Dead"genre: General Comedy
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    You are the living dead, you're alive in reality. In my eyes you're already dead. Trick...
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    "Peanut Butter (And Jelly)"genre: General Comedy
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    Yeah that's right...like that song you used to sing in first grade biatch.
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    "Song For My Balls!"genre: General Comedy
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    Oh how I love my balls...so much that I felt I needed to express my love through song.
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    "Not A Stalker"genre: General Comedy
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    Really aprehensive about releasing this song. First off it's not that funny, and it's kind of freaky and sad too. But what the heck. I've never made a 7:45 long song before so check it out. The end is cool. I promise.
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    "I Am The Woodlands"genre: General Comedy
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    Stereotypes, gotta love 'em!
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    "Yo Slim!"genre: General Comedy
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    Ahh yes! My long-awaited Eminem diss. Hopefully, this will jumpstart my career like it did for Everlast. And maybe I can be on "Where are they now?" just like Everlast. Hmmm....who knows?
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    "Balls"genre: General Comedy
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    1 guess on what this one's about.
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    "I Would Date You (But You're Fat)"genre: General Comedy
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    I know I shouldn't be picky...but seriously...go run or something!
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    "Better Days Are Yet To Come"genre: General Comedy
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    Think "great expactation" with some lyrics and a happy tune.
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    "Hello Mr. Turtlehead"genre: General Comedy
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    Heloo Mr. Turtlehead...how nice of you to pay me a visit today!
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    "Shut Up"genre: General Comedy
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    Why don't you just shut up with all your meaningless jibba jabba.
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    "Operation American Freedom"genre: General Comedy
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    A song about hippies and democrats and how they should shut up or die! Harsh? Yes indeed!
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    "Sell-Ma-High-Ax Boobs"genre: General Comedy
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    A song about Selma Hayek's Boobs....or is it? Who really knows?
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    "I Don't Know What Tongue Tastes Like!"genre: General Comedy
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    I took the old version out and redid it with some lyrics and junk! I like this one better! I am still a vagina!
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    "God Not Gilda"genre: General Comedy
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    The Title track to the album!
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    "Grimmace"genre: General Comedy
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    Cold shivers...grimmace.
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    "Sticky Poop"genre: General Comedy
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    It burns, poop it out, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, raw butthole...probably should've just taken a shower instead.
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    "Fun With Folk Songs"genre: General Comedy
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    Folk songs...yeah!
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    "My Life"genre: General Comedy
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    Every hot girl in the world is taken. Or at least that's what it looks like from my POV.
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    "Very Mean Cat"genre: General Comedy
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    My cat is the biggest punk in the world and I hate it and I hope it burns for all eternity and I'm just joking I love you kitty!
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    "Love, Lies, and Misery"genre: General Comedy
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    Short swet and to the point....crap! There is no point. Sorry.
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    "Great Expectations"genre: General Comedy
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    16 minutes of pure mayhem....or phat beats!
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    "Must Destroy Rachel Version 2.0"genre: General Comedy
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    The clouds darken, the world overturns, the mist separates...she has returned
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    "Upright Position"genre: General Comedy
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    Please place your seat in the upright position! Slipknot, Mudvayne, whoever...look out!
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    "You Can't Rule"genre: General Comedy
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    You're just mad because you can't rule...like me!
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    "Takin' Over the World"genre: General Comedy
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    Nothing good on the radio? Check out this song!
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    "Counterfeit Pennies"genre: General Comedy
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    Heck I don't know!
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    "Aligator Twat"genre: General Comedy
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    Phat techno with a pinch of the stuff that 14 year old boys giggle at.
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    "Untitled"genre: General Comedy
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    The worst suckhead doesn't deserve the greatest song ever! But he got it...boy am I generous!
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    "White Boy Rap"genre: General Comedy
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    Butt Nugget shows off his rapping sckills in this phat hip hop song. You know how we do it!
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    "Malfunction 18"genre: General Comedy
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    18 years ago you were born, you lived and in an instant you died. I am what you think you are. I am you, you are not me, i am you. You do not know me, yet you do. Follow me...
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    "Weak Men Are Strong"genre: General Comedy
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    It's ok to cry!
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    "The Misfit of Anem"genre: General Comedy
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    Yes our express URL is themifitofanem...ever wonder why? Probably not, but here's why! A young misfit picks on the wrong person!
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    "Quantum Boobies"genre: General Comedy
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    Brace yourself for the next level of boobie-dom! Prepare for quantum boobies!
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    "My Nipple"genre: General Comedy
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    My nipple is puffy! I love my nipple!
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    "The Fetuccini Alfredo Song"genre: General Comedy
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    Who saw the Fetuccini Alfredo hit the floor?
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    "The Heart Wrenching Tale of Ralph"genre: General Comedy
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    The all too true story of what happens when a poor butterfly flys too high!
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    "Must Destroy Rachel"genre: General Comedy
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    For years society has put up with pathetic excuses for human beings who think that they are funny. Now is the time that the world revolts against these plagues to society. To destroy the disease society must attack it at it's lifesource....the most annoying human of them all. Rachel!
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    "My Monkey"genre: General Comedy
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    i tried to give my monkey to the devil! But he gave him back!
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    "I Can't Play The Guitar"genre: General Comedy
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    4 minutes and 16 seconds of me not being able to play the guitar! Man you listen to this one!
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    "Mother Never Said Vaginas Were Good"genre: General Comedy
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    In the not so distant future the world known as earth will be devoured by big squishy vaginas!
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    "What's Up With the Nut"genre: General Comedy
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    Something is drastically wrong with the nut! Somebody find out what's wrong! Please!
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    "Heartburn"genre: General Comedy
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    So yeah I ate some mexican food the other day and I had really bad heartburn. So I thought I'd write a song about it! Seriously, you're gonna love this one.
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    "Lima Beans"genre: General Comedy
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    Oh sooo funny! I laugh at this one all the time... If you turn the volume up all the way you can hear a secret message!
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    "Innermission"genre: General Comedy
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    Yes, it's spelled that way for a reason. Why? Take a peat. The sexiest BNATSC song you will ever hear!
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    "Don't Touch My Bear"genre: General Comedy
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    A sort of follow-up to "Innermission" best if listened to right after "Innermission" But good nonetheless. Actually really really good
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    "Gonna Eat Your Mom"genre: General Comedy
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    A happenin' lil' ditty about eating your mother and getting away with it.
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    "El Pene Del Gato"genre: General Comedy
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    Speak Spanish? If you do, you'll definitely be interested in this song! If not, give it a listen anyways and listen to the end for translation!
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    "Night of the Whooping Crane"genre: General Comedy
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    The title song of the album. A little scat for you?
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    "Madagascarian Love"genre: General Comedy
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    A funny story I wrote about a girl who falls in love with a cantalope.
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    "Really Close to the Microphone"genre: General Comedy
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    Hold your ears!
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