"My Life" genre: General Comedy
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	Every hot girl in the world is taken. Or at least that's what it looks like from my POV.
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	Lyrics Walking and suddenly here she is passing me I am a fountain that's flowing w/ ecstasy Everything I ever wanted she has But the nerves in my bones fight against the will to go and ask For her number what good will it do If I stand here and wait here what good will it do? So I go and ask her for her number and she replies "Thanks but no thanks, cause I already have aguy." Chorus: She's Taken, I'm mistaken She was the one who was sent here to make me fly I'm sorry, Don't worry Every girl out there already has a guy Something inside me is telling me I was wrong Something inside me is telling me she's the one I cannot help but feel the way that I do If only she felt me if only she knew That I need her I love she's everything to me I'd fall in the ocean cause I love her truly And I've never felt this way And I know I'm not gay Cause I've not felt this way I hope you'll be with me (Chorus) So I sit at home And play with my 8 cats And sex up my asian wife This is my life (Chorus)

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