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T Rex. Gone in a cosmic blink. Nature can be cruel, but it's a good thing that he's extinct!!!! |
Credits: Music & Lyrics: Charles Lance Bailey 1999 ©. All instruments: Bailey. |
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Deep THOMPING Bass! In the big city, there are just too many people!!! This song is suppose to conjure an image of some old pissed off immigrant from Brooklyn, ranting at his neighbors three stories below, between the buildings, where all the dirty stuff goes on, like- girls blowing horn, and boys selling dope... Sorta has a chorus reminiscent of an old German bar chant... "AYYYEEEE AYEEE AYE AYE!!!" |
Label: Shagbark Records
Credits: Music & Lyrics: Charles Lance Bailey 1999 © All instruments: Bailey. |
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INVASION OF THE WIENER SNATCHERS.
Note: This is not merely an attempt to point direction to an obscure underground rock band, but a notice to alert, and to alarm the citizens of the planet Earth of the following:
That today, it was reported by eyewitnesses that several large monsters appeared at the State Fair of Texas fairgrounds, located right in the middle of Dallas, Texas, U.S.A. The large and hairy, forty foot tall creatures, were reported to have two short and stocky legs, like pigs; two upward extending arms, like apes. They were best described as looking like giant vaginas, as they were covered on the sides and back with thick, coarse hair; and had an apparent amphibian looking texture to their bright pink torso.
By eyewitness accounts, they appeared to originate from amongst the vans, and trailers associated with the Fair's concessioners. They attacked Flelchers Corny Dog Stands, and devoured most all of the prepared wieners. Several of the "Wiener Snatchers" were reported to have overturned refrigerated trailers containing corny dogs, or hot dogs.
In the most bizarre incident of the day, thousands of frightened fairgoers were astonished as the largest of the hairy creatures climbed up Big Tex's leg. Ripping off Big Tex's massive blue jeans, the creature scurried off with the others after realising Big Tex was only a giant wienerless statue thing.
Only a small number of people were injured in the attack. Several of the injured creatures that appeared to have been bleeding, were reported to have patched themselves with giant wads of cotton candy. Their whereabouts are unknown at this time.
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Label: Shagbark Records
Credits: Charles Lance Bailey 1999 © All instruments: Bailey. |
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