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Welcome to the sELF-Titled web-site!!!
NOVEMBER 27TH, 2003 - YR DAILY NEWS FIX, TODAY'S TOPIC: GREEDY BASTARDS! Well I was going to upload a new song but unfortunately, I can't unless I pay. FUCK THAT SHIT!!! Whatta bunch of shit. Greedy fucking bastards. Yeah right I'm going to help you slip it in, you fucking bastards. Oh this sucks. It was a good song, well, I guess I can put old ones up, stupid fucks. This is supposed to be the new generation of music, free. Everything is supposed to be free, for a price. What the fuck. Yay, I can arrange the song list, maybe I'll put Black before Tiger Is Lion and no one will notice, stupid pricks. Man this sucks. I had big plans kiddies, big plans. First hubba.com shuts me down and now this, what a buncha shit. I'm not paying a fucking cent. What a buncha shit. Well whatever here's more news that doesn't matter. I finished putting Perfect (HUTCDF 106) onto my computer and have now completed Zwan's Honestly (CD 16671) next is the Aeroplane Flies High box-set, and then Still Becoming Apart, which are separate because I was afraid I'd wreck the beautiful cardboard sleeve. My Dr. Pepper is tastin' fine, sorry you can't enjoy it Nathan. Well we're most likely gonna move to another free website as soon as I find one, and I'll let anyone and everyone know where we've gone. Hopefully it's better than the bullshit here. I came home early from work last night because there was, hmm, no work. But I'm covered, go vacation pay$$$ I played Crash Bandicoot, excuse me I mean Ratchet And Clank. It's an alright game. Better than Crash Bandicoot anyway. I also played some FFX-2 but got bored after two minutes of cringing. That was enough for me. Well today is Friday for me so there. It's also my 3 day weekend because of the shift change, woohoo. My bottle of Gibson's Finest Rare needs a friend, I'll be happy to tell it all about my day and how I hate people and mp3.com. I Will Come Back, James. NOVEMBER 26TH, 2003 - YR DAILY FIX OF NEWS THAT MEANS NOTHING!.! Well I'm just storing all of my smashing pumpkins CD's to my computer, Beginning with (duh!) Gish, right now I'm on Perfect (HUTDX 106), and up next is Perfect (HUTCDF 106). I'm borrowing this game from a friend called Ratchet And Clank (or something to that effect) but still haven't sat down to play it yet. I've smoked an entire pack of smokes since 11:30 this morning, it is now 3:24 in the afternoon. I think I might have a problem. I haven't heard from Nathan's hairy ass lately, call or something you sasso bum. I also recorded some untitled work today, it's that weird destructo jam we did that sounds like "offer up" nathan if you're reading. But it doesn't sound good by my lonesome. Full band arrangement would probably help it. It's just a riff, which is actually yrs nathan, I just slowed it down a bit, you'd probably remember you used to play it all the time like 2 years ago. "You love him". I shoveled my side walk yesterday because of that lovely snow, mmmm. My dog is sleeping on a pillow. Nathan likes corn dogs. Umm, oh yeah I saw (that is to say I seen) a commercial for the Macho Man Randy Savage CD, its fucking hilarious, Macho Man is G yo. I shit my fucking pants, TWICE!!! hahaha. My dog moved off the pillow and then went back to the pillow. My phone rang earlier, I didn't answer it. There's a U2 tape on top of this shelf thinggy, it be War. The candle over here has never been used. My ashtray is full. My Perfect single case is open. Foo Fighters "There Is Nothing Left To Lose" is on top of a pile of CD's. My lighter is beside my Perfect CD, and a pen is beside that. There's a roll of tape by my digital camera. My Mashed Potates and Machina II are on display. My mouse has gunk on it. There's an empty Dr. Pepper bottle by my foot. The window is open. The printer is off, but I can't tell because there's a box of CD's in the way. I can see Dave Grohl's face poking out of that stack of CD's. There's a good Iron Maiden CD at the bottom. My phone is not ringing. My dog just took a breath. My chair just creaked. The window is still open. I have a sudden urge to jack off, gotta go now bye! yrs truely, james. NOVEMBER 25TH, 2003 - NATHAN, NATHAN, NATHAN, REMEMBER I STILL HAVE A JOB, AND THE FUNNY THING IS, YOU GRADUATED AND DON'T. WAIT A SEC, DIDN'T YOU GET FIRED, OR EXCUSE ME "PERMENANTLY LAID OFF" FROM THE SAME PLACE I WORK AT, OH THAT SUCKS, IT MUST REALLY BE NICE TO BE GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE, SCHOOL... WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT FOR ANYWAY + OTHER NEWS!!! Well I am sorda waiting for your jobless ass to come down so we can record a new song or something, i wrote words n*shit. I recently purchased Final Fantasy X-2 and was gravely disappointed, it's such a "girl's game" as my friend jeremy would put it, meaning they're really trying to get that blonde army who think that they are black to play this magnificant game that sucks. The only thing I was impressed by was the battle system, which was a problem i had been complaining about all week with squaresoft games about the "take turn" battle, this one you don't have to, and that's fucking cool. However as far as the battle system goes, which I believe is Enix Software's doing because I've always been impressed by their battle systems, see Robotrek and Star Ocean. What's wrong with Square, the last two games I picked up were the worst, Final Fantasy X-2 and Unlimited SaGa. I had recently beaten Chrono Cross, and am now more confused by the story than ever, Chrono Trigger was at least simple, all I can gather out of Chrono Cross is that it revolves around Lucca somehow. I even went as far as to download Radical Dreamers and CT Racing to maybe make more sense of it, but my english thinggy (converts japanese to english for Radical Dreamers) doesn't work, could the story also be part of Xenogears, as Lucca does appear in that game too. I don't know I'm really confused, Chrono Cross is great game though, people just put it down because it's the sequal, and yes it's not as good as Chrono Trigger, but it stands tall on its own pretty well, and i don't give a fuck what anybody says. I just downloaded and made myself a KISS cd, and was pissed off when I listened to it and "Detroit Rock City" had this piercing noise for about 5 minutes of the song, what the fuck. I've decided to stop downloading permanently (spleling?) and buy cd's because it's worth it, especially nowadays since everything is being release with bonus this and bonus that, excellent time to buy cd's folks. And if you enjoy music you want good quality sound too. I broke a string on my telecaster recently which means i have to go get strings soon for the tele and the bitchmaster. The bitchmaster is of course the main axe, and its being held together by one acoustic guitar string, sadness. Well whatever, nathan come down soon and we'll record the soundtrack over again for that hit film crossroads. I hate you britney spears, and your little dog poo. Love michelle branch, c'mon people she needs it. Love forever, james. NOVEMBER 16TH, 2003 - FORVA IS A FUCKHEAD and in other news... Hey. Ummm. Yeah. Err... nothing new has happened. I jammed with Forva and he sucks. That's about it. P.S.: Dave Matthews Band scares me. NOVEMBER 27TH, 2003 - THIS JUST IN....FORVA STILL SUCKS HOT CORN DOG LOGS! BY MENNEN! WOMAN? Woke up this morning with a bad case of limp dick. Uh, still searching for the Yeti - we haven't found him, yet. Ee. Everybody sucks and you can't deny it. FORVA LOOK AT THE SITE, FUCK MULE! Bye. P.S.: One time, Forva spread his legs and through his jeans was a dry, thick, crusty, yellow/green spot. Smelled like sushi. P.S.S.: Would make a great name for an ocean carrier, now wouldn't it? I could see it now, "I was on the P.S.S. Lockhart ocean carrier. And all I got was this crazy man named Tom Green. Now, here's a question for ya... WHY DID YOU DIVORCE DREW BARRYMORE, YOU NIT?! I'm done. 'Til next time. Be cool. Stay in school. Don't get AIDS. NOVEMBER 14TH, 2003 - I'M RIGHT HERE YOU ASSHOLE, UNLIKE YOU I DO HAVE A JOB JACKASS, SO I'VE GOT NO TIME TO BE A MONKEY SO FUCK YOU + OTHER NEWS! Well I shalt be adding a new song soon, by the name of "Sam" from the lost songs archive, check yr e-mail Satan the info is all in there, gonna fucken bitch at me you fuckin' whore? LICK MY BALLS! I've been recording that star and the amazing shit lately and have been working with the new super group headed by Mike Hunt, called The Shovels (they should have a page here). I downloaded a shit load of Sonic Youth, all of Confusion Is Sex, oh I missed that CD, Stupid me sold it for beer back in 1998, and ended up with a Smashing Pumpkins CD instead of beer, what a party eh? Good news for everyone, I'm not scared I felt like this on my way home! I HATE YOU, James. NOVEMBER, 12TH, 2003 - WHERE THE FUCK DID FORVA GO??? Hey kids. Just added a new site - but mp3 is a bunch of saucy bitches and won't allow me to put it up unless I pay them. It has one song only. New Vs. The Noise Satan solo project. Hey Forva, check your goddamn e-mail. P.S.: Don't do drugs. OCTOBER 23RD, 2003 - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MELLON COLLIE AND THE INFINITE SADNESS!!! Well just to let you know, I updated those links to better sites, including to those of you who know what the Mashed Potatoes box-set is. It's pretty much all pumpkin links, except for The Best Page In The Universe, which is pretty funny so check it you beeotch. Another recording session was held with 3 new brand spanking recordings, Sonic Youth's "Schizophrenia" which turned out bad, The Chemical Brothers "Block Rockin' Beats" which I sing "Back with another one of those cock sucking sheep, and go into a rant about Eminem because he sucks", and "Walker", but not just any "Walker", the "Walker" that Satan dubs THE WHITE STRIPES VERSION, and it's long, still pondering whether or not I will put it up, it's not the same as the punk/ska version you're used to hearing, it rawks. Satan had to take a crunch in the middle of the song so it left with about 5 minutes of guitar and bass jam time, which "Last Dance Divine" was played in spurts. Oh "Last Dance Divine" is one of our old songs that was only recorded once on acoustic guitar back in 1998 (geez everything happened that year). But I'll probably put it up eventually, there's just some minor overdubs to do. I've been listening to a lot of Tool lately for some odd reason, I have Opiate going around the cd player at the moment, "People tell me what to say..." HUSH is the best song ever, next to JERK-OFF. There should probably be more recording next week as I booked the week off work, so if you're reading this Satan, come on down. I wonder if anyone has noticed that this site has been updated more recently (a record 3 times in a month), hint hint stay tuned for some of our biggest hits ever, and thank you everyone for getting us over the 1000 total plays mark, good job, tell yr friends and their mothers, I'm sure I can get Satan to send you some tapes or something, maybe we'll have a contest or something and you'll win my penis for a day. Anyways, I'm sorda ranting so I'll let you go now. I LOVE YOU, James. OCTOBER 14TH, 2003 - SEX AND THE NEW AGE? Congrats to I, Satan! I am now looking into a solo project known only thusly as "Vs. The Noise" I'll be making a website on mp3.com soon to compete with sELF-Titled! Oh, the humanity. If you visit this site and are from Brazil - feel free to give me your bootleg copies of the 01/16/93 show in Rio. Much drug paraphenelia will be sent your way. Hi Krist, Dave and Pat! I think. Turn around. Oh oh. You gotta hide your love away today. No escape but this. Hmm hmmm hmmm. Songs on the horizon - been thinking of a new song called Diseased Milkbox and For My Dad. Look for it - Vs. The Noise. Coming to a hotel room near you so stick around. Yo. OCTOBER 6TH, 2003 - NEWS! NEWS! AND JASON MEUWS! (I think I spelled his name right!?) Apologies for lack of updates but we are recording a sumwhat album here. Satan got married so we haven't been playing much anymore. but I gots good news kiddies!!! About a week ago we recorded some old favorites, and yes!!! I will be posting them like right now, but knowing this site it'll take a month before it appears fer yer downloading pleasures. The songs recorded were Smashing Pumpkins' "Mouths Of Babes" which I had recorded back in August but added vocals at this session; "...And The Tiger Is A Lion", "Song For Pauline", and "Black" which are our own, "Black" was only performed once back in, or on I should say because I remember the day, December 12th 1998 and has been a band favorite ever since, it's just that we forgot how to play it, even in this recording you'll notice the fuck ups; and the Queens Of The Stone Age song "The Quick And The Pointless" with Satan's hilarious vocals, it's pretty funny he screams his ass off, even does handclaps. Obviously the covers can't go up so we'll have to settle with the terrible oldies. I might even paste some of mine and eddie's, featuring satan demos, of the crowd favorite "Walker" which is better than my mom. So I'll take down the old and add the new with the old (if that makes any sense at all). These songs are going to make us huge I promise you. Oh yeah, I bought A Perfect Circle's "Thirteenth Step", it's not bad, not as good as "Mer De Noms". Oh yeah, support Michelle Branch, because without her, I wouldn't be making music anymore. Thank you!!! Jane Smack APRIL 19TH, 2003 - LONG TIME, SINCE A LONG TIME AGO!?!? Well basically the only news we've got is that I might add a new song eventually and I'm going to try to get a deal with Endearing Records since I've finally found their website after 7 years of looking... ummm, thank you, forva... DECEMBER 25TH, 2002 - MERRY CHRISTIANS!!!, HAPPY JEWISH PEOPLE!!!, AND EVERY-ONE ELSE, HOWDY, EXCITING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF SELF-TITLED!!! Well I haven't updated since July, but Self-Titlted is sorda getting back to it's feet as we speak. Currently recording, with me (Forva) once again, to those of you who forgot my name, anyways, yes there is some massive recordings going on. sELF-Titled is redoing Teenage Riot's epic VIOLENT APATHY AND THE PASSIONATE KISS (the big Smashing Pumpkins album rip-off), it will most likely stay in the archives and not be released, but I'm sure a few songs will pop up from it. Plus Self-Titled is doing music for a cartoon which is being done by drummer Satan The Sliver called "HISTORIC MONSTERS" or something to that effect. Also working on and re-working on some songs for a new album which we have no name for at the moment because we're still in the early stages, we're also contributing a cover of SP's "Starla" to RIOT RECORDS TAPE RELEASE #5 which should probably include some more sELF-Titled stuff. So anyway, yeah, those are the updates. JULY 1ST, 2002 - CONGRATULATIONS ON THE U.S.A. you've survived so far this year and that's something to celebrate. I guess I have celebrations of my own. I e-mailed Michelle Branch yesterday and am still waiting for a response, which might not be her, but it could possibly depending on what she says. Self-Titled's infamous box-set DEFINITION SLEEP is currently on hold until Satan's recovery from surgery is full. Many sessions have been sifted thru and some of them appear on the hubba.com website. the reason i went with hubba.com is because it's faster for uploading and i don't have to pay a dime for free music so you'll get my drift. the star and the amazing other stars album is not even close to finished, only two songs have been finished. and i'm currently playing final fantasy vii since i've finished iv, v, and vi. sorda going in order, with playstation and playstation 2. as for self-titled we might be recording again since i'm not really sure if i just quit, or i needed a year long break, but i might just do some songs, instead of an entire album, since i'm trying to put my horrid past behind me with that. the equipment that i borrowed to, let's just kall him "klown dawgg" has not yet been returned (it's been since the beginning of january). so i haven't been able to record much. anyways, hope to see you soon. -forva agaduga- JANUARY, 30, 2002(NOT THIS 29TH CRAP): Brrr. It's cold. This is Sandy Satan with new news for everyone (including Forva to enjoy). The equipment will be back at Forva's house this upcoming Saturday. Up cumming? What's this rant you got threats on Forva? I'm sitting here enjoying my Raisin Bran, for real, but the scoop is Definition Sleep kids. A promo will be available in a few months titled Deafnation Sleep. There will be approximately 5 songs that you might have seen on there. The box set will contain 4 CDs. It will be self-serving and it will make The Smashing Pumpkins rethink their retirement plans. Gotta go, my mom and her boyfriend are collectively beating me. PS: I will be at me brothers party this Friday. I'm also getting your Super Metroid. Huzzah! JANUARY 29TH, 2002: WEBSITE NEWS!!! Sorry for the lack of updates but information is scarce on a band that's not so operational with just one member. Anyways down to the news, Satan's photo's from December 30th and 31st are available in the photo sections, but be warned the photos are weird and include alcohol and cigarettes and you kids know that you're not aloud around cigarettes anymore. Oh, and I got some e-mail threatening me to take down my rant so I did, sorry those who agreed.
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