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| DO YOU FEEL SAFER THESE DAYS?? I DON'T!! I'VE HAD THIS RIPPING COUGH SINCE APRIL 2003. IS THIS BENIGN OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE AIR?? DON'T WORRY THOUGH, THEY ARE KEEPING DICK CHENY IN HIDING JUST IN CASE THE OTHER GUY GOES DOWN.. GOD KNOWS WHERE WE'D BE WITHOUT DICK CHENY WAITING IN THE WINGS.. SINCE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY MORE QUALIFIED.
HOW ABOUT "ARNOLD", OR AS WE SAY HERE IN BALTIMORE, "ARNOLT" . IS THIS GUY QUALIFIED??? IS THERE A TEST FOR THESE NITWITS?? SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA'S ON FIRE AND HE'S ON "OPRAH" WITH HIS "FIGURE EIGHT" SMILE AND WEIRD BODY AND HAPPY AS A TIGER IN A CANOE (?). ANY WAY, I SEE IT THIS WAY. WITH THE TAX CUTTERS IN OFFICE (I STILL PAY LOTS OF TAXES), QUIT CRYING YOU SELFISH MIDDLE CLASS SLOBS,, WE PAY TAXES IN AMERICA, LIVE WITH IT FOR CHRISTS SAKE OR MOVE NEXT TO YOUR BANK IN ARUBA. LOT OF FEAR IN THE AIR. LOTS OF ECCENTRICITY IN THIS HOUSE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. THE SONG IS WEIRD AND I DOUBT ANYONE WILL LISTEN..I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ABOUT TAXES.... |
CD: THE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, MUSIC, CD,CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIONS
Credits: MIKE MCDONOUGH - GUITARS, VOCALS, KEYBOARDS. BASS - DOUG MILTON |
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| This tiny song was part of a twenty-five or so minute concept piece that I had put together fifteen years ago. There are about six more pieces to it.
I took the song to Doug Milton at "Cyberella Studios" for mastering and noticed that the lead guitar that I had added was slightly out of tune.I should say that Doug really noticed it. This man is the very,very best.
Anyway, For some reason,I had speeded the song up a half a step and the lead was out of tune. I have very bad hearing and my sense of pitch is way out of wack.I have to use electronic tuning devices constantly to keep in tune or i'll just go on,willy nilly and Doug will have to Glare at me..My biggest problem notes are the "g's","C,s" and "b,s",probably all of them,in all honesty.
The song is short,simple and leadless.The mastering is flawless despite my penchent for one takes and no rehersals.I hope you enjoy the simplicity of it and realize what great mastering can do to something that was basically an experiment. I like it very much and hope you do. It reminds me of the little rock songs that got play in the sixties. The rule that songs had to be in the two minute range. Do you like the mastering? Let me Know.+Not enough going on?
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Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: Me, who the hell else,,anway? |
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| IT GOES LIKE THIS,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH AND WHAT THE HELL,IT'S JUST A GUITAR PIECE.
AFTER BEING TOTALLY HUMBLED BY BEING
HUMBLED AND,WHAT THE HELL!! THIS PIECE GOES OUT TO GOOCHER, WHO CERTAINLY HAS MORE CLASS (IF NOT TASTE)THEN I WILL EVER DREAM OF.
THE SHORT OF IT IS THAT I'M A BLOWHARD JERK AND SHOULD EAT BUCKETS OF MY OWN SHIT!
AND I SURLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THE LITTLE PIECE HERE,I HOPE,,,,YOU DO. |
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CD: THE WHEN MY CAT LOOIE FINALLY TUNNELS OUT,CD,CD!
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I PLAYED THE BLAH. ACCOMPANYING MYSELF ON THE SMALL BLAH THEN ADDING A LITTLE BLAH TO IT. |
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| TWO SQUIRRELS FOUGHT IT OUT ON THE KEYBOARDS. I OF COURSE HAD TO KEEP PUTTING PEANUTS ON SUCH KEYS AS THEY WERE PLAYING. I PLAYED EVERYTHING ELSE,,,,,,,,,,YES,I THINK!! |
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CD: THE WHEN A BEAVER BUILDS A DAM IN MY ALLEY CD,CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I NEED A NEW WIFE PLAYED BASS |
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| Deborah was my wife for three years. I loved her awfully and we were a great romantic pair who laughed and loved music. she was the first to hear my tapes and push me into a professional direction.she adored my music and thought my lead playing was above the best! A stretch for sure.
We did not last long. She was beautiful and full of energy where I was introverted and very shy as to who I was. she left in 1997 and we dated and were friends through our seperation until she met someone and asked for a divorce that I gave her. she is gone and out of Maryland. I do not know where she moved and havn't heard from her in a couple of years.There is a part of me that misses her horribly and another part that is glad the fighting and differences are behind me. This song is for her. I'll never forget you,Deborah! |
CD: If only someone cared cd,cd
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: Me on the everything. drum loop, Alesis SR 16 |
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| A STORY ABOUT TWO NITWITS WHO CAN'T FIND THE PLANET EARTH BECAUSE,LETS FACE IT,WOULD YOU RATHER DRINK,DRUG AND TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER OR TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN! |
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Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I PLAYED THE BLAH,BLAH,BLAH. THEN PLAYED THE BLAH AND LI'L LOUIE HELPED WITH A LITTLE BLAH,BLAH,BLAH |
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| Tribute to my father who fought in the Ardennes forest in WW II |
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CD: THE
Label: Louise-Lisa Productions
Credits: Michael played everything,SO WHERE'S THE DOWNLOADS,HUH! mastered at Cyberella Studios www.cyberellastudios.com |
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| This is a piece that comes in three parts, The Blue, Yellow, then a guitar cresendo depicting oddly enough, war.I was confused as to where to put this. My producer at cyberella thought it would be a decent new age composistion. I suppose.
I put it in new age and it did well out of twenty songs on the "new age" chart in Baltimore but died on the USA charts. "what a moron?", I said. So what can I do with This. I like it so much. I know!!!!
I'll throw it in instrumental rock and go instrumental (GET IT,,,MENTAL,,NO OUI,,MAYBE?) as it goes south again. Can you wait out there a minute or two until the end of this thing and then judge it for what it is,,,a guitar cresendo piece. MAKES ME CRY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!LISTEN TO THE DAMN THING, WILL YA,,HA,,WILL YA,,,PLEASE????????
THANK YOU FROM THE EVER DIEING CAST AT LOUISE-LISA.............MIKE |
CD: THE
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: OBERHEIM MATRIC SIX ANALOG POLY SYNTH, YAMAHA RX 17 RYTHYM TRACKS, FENDER TELECASTER GUITAR. |
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| NOT THE FOOTBALL TEAM,I'LL TELL YOU THAT! |
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CD: I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THIS IS EVER A CD,CD
Label: Louise-Lisa Productions
Credits: ME ,ME , AND LITTLE OLE ME! mastered at Cyberella Studios www.cyberellastudios.com |
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| I LOVE YOU MARY PLEEZE. I AM NOT DOING WELL WITH THE POLLEN CITUATION. HOW ABOUT YOU? EVER BEEN TO BALTIMORE? EVER RAN A 160 CAR COAL TRAIN DOWN THE OLD MAIN LINE INTO CURTIS BAY YARD? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RUN OVER BY A TRAIN AND CRAWLED OUT TO TELL THE TALE?? I CAN'T BUY A DEATH!! I NEED SOMETHING THAT CONCERNS NOTHING. I NEED SOMETHING THAT ASSURES ME THAT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN THE WORLD. I LOVE YOU MARY PLEEZE, YOUR THE GIRL I'M LIVING FOR, I BELIEVE IN SPEED. |
CD: LOVE IS LOVE CD, CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I PLAYED IT ALL,,AN OLD YAMAHA RX17 PUT THROUGH A 2 SECOND DELAY AND WHATTA YA DINK OF DEM APPLES |
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| SO IT'S SUMMERTIME AND "TOO TALL" AND "STRETCH TOAD" ARE SURFING THE POND (AND THE WEB) FOR BABES AND TUNA FISH SANDWHICHES (?) AND (YES, I SAID "AND" AGAIN) THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO THE USUAL MIDNIGHT RAID BY "THE MOLLY CAT" AND HER SIX HATCHET POODLES, AND (YES I SAID "AND" AGAIN) THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU START DRINKING DIET COKES BY THE CASE.
SO "THE MOLLY CAT" IS OUT AND (YES,I SAID "AND" AGAIN) THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS BRACING FOR TERRIFIED NIGHTS AND VERMOUTH
MORNINGS AND (YES, I SAID "AND" AGAIN) EAGLE SCOUT AFTERNOONS WITH QUARTER MOON EVENINGS AVOIDING TELEVISION AND THE EMERGENCE OF FASCIST "FOX" AND I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT DA-DOG. SO SIT BACK, AVOID MY SITE AND PLAY THIS "MOLLY CAT" TUNE AND (YES, I SAID "AND AGAIN)THINK PATRIOTISM CAUSE GOD KNOWS CALVINISM IS ALIVE AND WELL AND SITTING WITH THE CAPITAL GANG.
THANK YOU AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS MESSAGE FROM "FORD TUFF TRUCKS". |
CD: THE KISS MY" SHOCK AND AWED" CHINA WHITE ASS, CD, CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I PLAYED THE "WHO THE HELL CARES AND ACCOMPANIED MYSELF ON THE " IF ONLY I WAS DEAD" BASS AND "THE MOLLY CAT" PLAYEED THE DRUMS AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. |
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| Another in the ongoing saga of my goofy reflections on Deborah. What happened to her. I don't know. Do you?
It reminds me of the summer I spent Drinking and discussing the world situation with my buddies in the woods of Govans. A neighborhood in the northern central area of Baltimore. We solved the Vietnam War in those woods, oh yes we did.
Two forest nink-com-poops used to inhabit those woods and were very up on current events and were very very interesting and we would bring up subjects
that were like over our heads and believe me, I'm going to stop here because NYPD Blue is on and I gotta go.
OK I'm back....Why Kiss Me? Love and sex and relationships have become similar to buying cars. You find the model you like, buy it. Keep the oil changed and when the milage adds up, you get rid of it and buy another. These things are very spiritual Do you not agree? It makes me dispise life!!! |
CD: If only I could live up to it cd, cd.
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I played a cheap ovation celebrety, A cheap precision Fender Bass, A cheap drummer and a cheap vocal added into the mix by a cheap songwriter who does everything on the cheap |
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| There is a system of songwriting I call "Hubris"!! Can you name some of our artists who define this word (PLEASE SEND, WE COULD DO A BOOK!!),,anyway, I think of my songwriting as "hubris" because, I have to face it,,,my brother, sister aunt's, uncles, cousins, nephews,(I'm pulling out the dictionary,here) nieces(?) friends whatever, whoever,never listen to it or say a word,,,basically. Basically, I suck, I suppose. Maybe not.,,Basically.
I went to the video store tonight and asked Dennis, the really cool manager, if he would like a copy of my cd. "Sure, he said,,well !!!,,, "I'll copy you up one then and give it to you".. "YOU DON'T THINK I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT,,DO YA"? (no dennis, I would never ask you to pay 3.98 for thirteen tunes no-one on this fucking planet would listen to.) Do I really believe he is going to listen to it? Why bother. this is "HUBRIS" ON MY PART HERE...Give me something here,, any fucking thing for christs sake!!
ANYWAY THIS IS A SWEET LITTLE ACOUSTIC PIECE, I CERTAINLY AM STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK IS ANY GOOD. "when you see the rings around a tree, bore a hole and join us bees" thank you, whoever you are?
for susan; MIKE
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CD: fly away toto, fly awaway!!!,,,cd,cd
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: ovation tuned to an open "G" and lots of cheatink. An octave strat to add more unneccesary noise. |
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| Zeeing----------zong---------fring--------
bong and Granny Loves Jackson guitars though she plays it with a little too much Panache |
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Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: Granny on the zing, me on the zip and calhoun on the zong. |
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| Wait it out!! Be patient!! Don't give up!! It's coming. Oh yes!!,,It's Coming!! This is a powerful,,metaphysical,, up your nose,
in your face Cat Fight!!! Be patient,,Grind your teeth and pick your nose cause the cat fights coming when six turkish 7-11's close and please pray for something that resides around you since being you is what we all should do. There is talent in the room and a whisper of love. This duel will comence when my cat hits your cat with his vinal or venal,,maybe criminal glove..
Is there any weird chance that she would come home...maybe after this fight this cat will be (please fill in this space??)
Hey,,how about dem republicans?? well,,let me tell you... what a macho bunch of total men.. what spirituality oooozing from there honest wonderful faces.. What leadership,,there moral stances,,there kindness,,,there christianity,, there generosity,,there compassion for the poor,,the sick and downtrodden...Why,,,,God bless em!!! Let's be the men we are supposed to be!!! as Tammy Faye would say,,""What a Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! |
CD: the I'm leaving if he's elected again cd,cd
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: Everythink,,,yes,,I confess1 |
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| I DON'T KNOW,"GET ON ME"?,.I LOVED MY WIFE. SHE LEFT ME,I DIED ANOTHER DEATH,AND I THROW THIS IN HERE. |
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CD: THE WHAT THE HELL DO I CARE CD,CD
Label: Louise-Lisa Productions
Credits: THREE CRICKETTS SLIDING THERE PAWS OR STICKS OR WHATEVER IT IS,,.THE REST WAS ME. MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS,ABINGTON MD. BY THE BY NOW, SICK OF ME, DOUG MILTON (WHAT A GUY!) |
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| This little two part piece was played live at the "Pickle Festival",Union fayette,
in Northern Maryland, august 8,2002. the cats and mice and slugs and birds and more joined me and my inner friends for a holiday and six softball games along with a set of badmittin.
Yes , as if I would ever remember love and romance around the time of Bull Run just outside Manasas'Virginia (did i spell that right)I sure believe in hope and love and serious discussions on maverick football but whose reading now. I have three cats, have I ever told you. they've all come in to use the litter box and will head outside again because they have this thing about going outside. I really don't know why.
The eagle and the bear are homing in towards the end because if Tom Delay gets his way,,ddt will be back and sprayed. makes me yearn for a stint at the ole "Pratt".
there seems to be another song jumping in after this. I hope mp3 erases it. We will see. for Louise |
CD: The ,I love you,lisa,cd,cd
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: Katherine O'conner on bass.,, Steve O'conner,,keys and synth. Harry Mcdonough, Drums and bird noise |
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| MY WIFE LEAVES,WHY?,BECAUSE SHE NEEDS SOMETHING. DOES SHE LOVE ME? SHE SAYS SHE DOES BUT WANTS TO DATE AND HAVE FUN! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??? I CAN'T MAKE HER LOVE ME. I LEARNED THAT IN MY TWENTIES, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, PUT A GUN TO HER HEAD AND SAY,,"NOW YOU LOVE ME, DON'T YOU"?,I CAN'T MAKE HER LOVE WHAT SHE DOESN'T LOVE!! GOODBYE DEBORAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEXT WONDERFUL GUY! LOVE ME DEBORAH,"WE WON'T MAKE YOU"! |
CD: THE,
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I PLAYED EVERYTHING BUT THE MARIMBA'S,THE PIT BULL NEXT DOOR FORCED HIS WAY IN AND MADE ME INCLUDE HIM ON THIS SONG CAUSE HE, |
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| AN EARTHQUAKE HITS MY BACK YARD,RIGHT?,,ARE YOU HERE? A FISSURE RUNS DOWN THE MIDDLE OF MY TULIP GARDEN,RIGHT? TWO CHIPMUNKS POP UP AND ASK FOR A PHONE TO CALL THERE TERMINEX MAN AND A LAWYER. THEN,THEY ASK TO BORROW MY TV CAUSE "LETTERMAN'S ON TONIGHT,ARE YOU WITH ME,I SAID,. HUH?,WHAT?,WHO?,WHEN?,HUH? |
CD: THE
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: THE GIRLS PLAYED THE NOTHING AND I,OF COURSE GAVE UP HALF WAY THREW,GUITAR SOLO BY,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH AND WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!! |
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| SIXTEEN STORIES UP THIS OPOSSOM GETS COLD FEET,RIGHT? WHAT DO I KNOW? I'M NOT AN OPOSSOM,I DON'T EVEN LIKE WRITING THE WORD. ANYWAY,THIS OPOSSAM STARTS SCREAMING,"GET ME A FUCKING PRIEST". WELL, I'M EMBARRASSED, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I GAVE HIM MY LAST ATIVAN. YOU THINK I WAS HAPPY?WELL, ANYWAY, HE CHILLED!!! |
CD: THE
Credits: I PLAYED EVERYTHING,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!!! MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY A LONG LOST NEPHEW OF ALFRED EINSTIEN, DOUG MILTON AND OF COURSE E=MC WHATEVER IT EQUALS!! |
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| 56 MORE DAYS TILL MY LAUNCH OF MY NEW SITE, "NO NEW SITE",WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM ,A SMEBODY? HOW DO YOU GET DAVID BOWIE OR COLIN POWELL FOR THAT MATTER TO CARE THAT THESE CHIPMUNKS HAVE TALENT!!! |
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Credits: I PLAYED THIS AND THAT AND BLAH,BLAH,,WHO CARES PRODUCED AND MASTERED BY DOUG MILTON,CYBERELLA STUDIOS, ABINGTON,MARYLAND |
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| HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE BACK END OF A FORD CROWN VICTORIA? CAN ANYONE OUT THERE TELL WHAT YEAR A CROWN VICTORIA IS BY ANY LITTLE THING DIFFERANT THAT HAS HAPPENED TO IT? IS THERE A 2002 C.V. OUT THERE?,HOW CAN YOU TELL? IS THERE A 2003 OUT THERE? WHAT ARE IT'S NUANCES? |
CD: THE WHEN MY CAT GEORGETTA GETS HER DRIVERS LICENCE CD, CD!
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I PLAYED THIS,THAT AND WHY THE TROUBLE? |
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| The steelworkers,sheetmetal workers,Machinists,Ironworkers of baltimore are celebrated with this "in and out"," up and down" "screwed through" and "Hammered into" Slice of what I feel is the true,real
worker,along with our friends everywhere,be it mcdonalds employees,dishwashers,textile workers,miners,service workers
and any job that makes a man or woman sad and in hope of something great that in God's time will be promised. "The first shall be last and the last first". I live on with this hope.take heed,you flashy,bigoted dick brains of wealth. |
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Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: What can be done with an Akai 12 track. I played everything and i will gladly admit it. |
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| GET TO YOUR NEAREST FORGOTTEN RELOCATION SITE BECAUSE THE WEST NILE VIRUS HAS INFECTED YOUR STUPID HEAD WITH DREAMS OF COCKTAILS AND SIZEMOLOGY AND LET ME REPEAT WHAT WAS SAID 600 YEARS AGO BY NATHAN HALE.,
"YOU GOTTA BE ME,YOU GOTTA BE ME,YOU GOTTA BE ME,YOU GOTTA BE ME,YOU GOTTA BE ME"
SO LET THE SLAY RIDE TAKE YOU ALONG WITH THE SNOW FOUR MORE PICTURES AND AN APPLE ON YOUR DOE.WE WILL FORGET YOU AND DIE ALL ALONE.
THERE'S FIFTY-TWO REASONS WHY A DOG WON'T EAT A BONE.
FLY WITH THE PAPER GO SLOW WITH A STONE
THE REASON YOUR ALIVE IS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER LET YOU HOME ,YOUR A BIG TALENT AND HEADS GOTTA ROLE,A WIFF OF A MOUSE AND A TASTE OF A HOE. YOU LIVE ONLY SO LONG AND 5000 STOOD YOU UP.YOU BLED FOR THE SINNERS IN A PINK DAISY CUP.
MAKE A MATCH SEEM BIGGER WHEN A STEER THROWS IT UP.
IF ONLY YOU WERE ONE OF THE 5000. |
CD: THE WHEN THE RIGHT AND LEFT EAT EACH OTHERS HEART CD,CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I PLAYED EVERYTHING AND TRIED TO SING IT |
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| HOW MANY SPARROWS DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A LIGHT BULB IN.
33. ONE TO DRIVE THE CAR,ONE TO FLY INTO THE GIANT AND SNATCH UP THE THING, ONE TO BE A LOOKOUT FOR STARLINGS (THEY'LL EAT THE BULB)
TWO TO CARRY IT IN,20 TO FLY AROUND THE ROOM AND KEEP THE OTHERS FROM ELECTRECUTING THEMSELVES IN THE THE SOCKET AND SEVEN TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT, ONE WITH ENOUGH SENSE TO GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS AND LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT!! |
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Credits: I PLAYED THE THIS,THEN ROCKED OUT ON THE THAT, AND AS I WAS THROWING UP ON THE |
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| LISA WAS AS BEUTIFUL A CAT AS I EVER HAD.MY NEIGHBOR TOLD ME THAT MY EX-WIFE TOOK IT.I HOPE SO.IT HASN'T COME HOME IN OVER A YEAR. SHE WAS A SMOKE ORIENTAL(NOT MY WIFE).WHEN YOU SAW HER SHE LOOKED BLACK,BUT ACTUALLY,ONLY THE TIPS OF HER HAIR WAS BLACK,THE REST OF HER HAIR WAS WHITE.SHE WAS 95%WHITE.HAVE YOU GOTTEN THIS FAR YET.THEN YOUR A BIG FAN NOW!!! |
CD: THE ASS IN MY CD,CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I PLAYED EVERYTHING BUT THE BASS FLUTE AND THE HOG TIED NOMADIC ADRAC,SHABLADADAC |
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| Joanne was a waitress and friend that I havn't seen in over a year. she is very beautiful in that baltimore german,irish
way that we know so well here.Long brown hair and an olive perfect face.
She never married and picked boyfriends in a self hating way. She was very depressed and hard to get to or help. She had a very brutal boyfriend ,who,like most men selling drugs,an idiot and a way with hurting pretty girls. They lived together for many years until a son was born and he,not in the least interested, left. I can go on but her story is a sad one and devoid of anything spiritual or happy.I pray that she discovers herself. Love is something she's never known
and probably won't.(let's help the rich dubya,let the lower middle class and poor eat cake) God help us!!!
The song is very rough and almost live without an audience. I like it though. Very small and quick to some fleeting point.
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Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: rythyms,alesis program. guitars, bass, voice, me |
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| FLIPPING BURGERS ONE DAY THIS PIDGEON BEGAN TO THINK,"WHY ME LORD"?IT WAS A SAD MOMENT FOR A LIFE THAT THIS WAS IT'S ONLY CONTRIBUTION (?) TO A WORLD OF "TOMMY THOMPSON", "BONO",(OR BONER,WHATEVER) AND,YES,SHOULD I SAY,I WILL,BRITNEY SPERES (SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HER MOM THAT BRITTANY OR HOWEVER SHE SPELLS IT IS A NAME HOOKERS GIVE THEMSELVES TO HIDE THERE REAL IDENTITY),MAYBE HER MOM KNOWS THAT ALREADY,I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS MARTHA STEWART THAT CAME UP WITH THAT NAME, PROBABLY THE ALL INFORMED "MATT DRUDGE" HANG IN THERE YOU SACRED PIDGEON. YOUR REALITY AND WISDOM MAKES THESE ,WHATEVER THEY ARE, JACKASSES LOOK LIKE A 21ST CENTURY US PRESIDENT!! THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP "THE MUSCLE" |
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CD: THE
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: I PLAYED EVERYTHING, |
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| A statement of frustration and probably depression. I was warned and eventually signed a contract with my best friend that I would never listen to the telephone pundits on radio...any radio station. sometimes I get a small second because my best friend listens all of the time. When I hear a second of one of these bananas I become very sad and want to go to bed and die.
I swear to god that they do this to me. I suppose I am weird and thinskinned to the max, But to divide people and character assasinate personalties without allowing these people the right to defend themselves is ripping this country in half.I find this frightening and the politicos cowards for not taking this division seriously. all in the name of patriotism. Debate is fine,but inuendo without a line of defense is scary.
That is what I wrote about here. I would like to make a note. I am not a Jesus Freak. I am an Irish Catholic and if that is a problem, then flip over to alternative general and download "pottymouth". I think you will dig them.
In a way ,I think this is directed at myself and my sense of security at being
sheltered and safe in my little celler |
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CD: the
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I PLAYED THIS,THAT AND WHY THE TROUBLE? |
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| A MOTORBOAT ENTERS A COVE THAT IS HUMMING WITH THE SOUND OF ROAD TOADS. I THINK TO MYSELF. WHY IS "RIPPLE EFFECT" IN ADULT ALTERNATIVE SOUNDING LIKE "GREENDAY" BUGGING US OFF THE ADULT ALTERNATIVE TOP TEN. ANYWAY, HERE ARE THESE TOADS AND I THINK,"WHAT IS THIS "RIPPLE EFFECT" DOING ON THE ADULT ALTERNATIVE CHARTS SOUNDING LIKE "GREENDAY" SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE FEW DECENT ADULT GROUPS THAT ARE TRYING TO REPRESENT THERE GENRE.THESE TOADS ARE FACINATING. YOU SHOULD COME DOWN TO BACK RIVER KNECK AND HERE THESE BLUSEY TOADS IN THESE COVES. |
CD: THE I'M DOING SIX PACK ABBS CD, CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS BY THE EVER FRUSTRATED DOUG MILTON [MY BUDDY]
Credits: FENDER TELECASTER,FENDER STAGELEAD 2 AND,.,,,BLAH,BLAH, WHO CARES (IF YOU DO PLEASE WRITE ME AT ROBANNEME@MSN.COM) |
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| This piece starts slow and builds to a powerful ending,,BE PATIENT WITH IT! It makes me cry. I swear to God,it makes me cry. does that mean it is good?
I like it. I think with this war coming up and the american oil men fighting with the Arab oil men over oil,I think it is imperative that we as artists write in the emotion of power and prayer for the troops who are going to march through the valley of death for these two battle-axes. (get it) |
CD: The God help us cd,cd
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: yes, it is me again.forgive me the weird rythyms or druns or what. |
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| There are these big ground hogs that live underground in the area around Sheppard Pratt Hospital here in beutiful Towson. anyway,when I was a patient there during the 90's (I'm all better now,I think,terrible headaches though, followed by dreadful relationships) I used to go into there tunnels and hang out at this club very deep under the "Doctors" parking lot, it was caled the "Towson Mole Club", great sodas!! and this muddy,grassy crap the hogs really dug. (pretty funny)anyway I was invited to play a weekend at the "mole",as we and the patients called it. It was a great gig and they asked me to write a guitar piece,they're really into loud guitar fusion,
so I wrote this piece and dedicated it to the Four hip-hop'en hogs that would stand at the stage and groove to my thing. This is it "four Goundhogs" "the songs for youguys and since you've set up your gateway at the club,I hope you prowl into MP3.COM and check my wayward site out.
Thanks and i'll see you four at vespers next week and "alahog" the following week. |
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CD: THE, " MY ANT'S CAT'S PANTS " CD, CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I played everythink, I think. |
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| This, for the three of you that consistantly follow my music,This is another in the ongoing chapter of love and loss that seems (or is it seem) to haunt me. My cats love me,,,,,I think. Anyway, this is a very rough song that Doug at cyberella patched up and the breaks in mistakes or the breaks, the breaks "acoustic to voice and back again" or the screw ups (breaks to fuck ups) That my lazy self make here and there are Blah, Blah, Blah and wouldn't you know it,blah, blah, blah and who the hell cares at this point. Please write and say something..One of you three,,,,,out there.
So . I threw this in because I really like the guitar break. If you bare (or is it bear) with this you might enjoy it. I hated it years ago but cyberella made it kind of weird in a listenable way. For me anyway. Maybe you three also. Give it a try and write me and let me know just what about this song "sucks" to you. You three devoted threesome, you,,,,out there...Threesome, Fans,,,you.
Please, for you short people. Forgive my foul reference. I'm just hoping maybe you short people will write and tell me what an "assmunch" I am. And for the rest of you "may you die as you are" Thanks and kick up your feet. Eat a burger and enjoy.......The three of you................out there. |
CD: the good God, your Irish cd,cd (My cat
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: It wasn't Eddie Van Halen, I'll tell you that much!!!!! |
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| I really don't know what to say here.Um,,,,Well,,it is every thing I hate about myself. Some of the artists on this site kind of help it along too. I think!
We went to the county dump today and dumped hundreds of pounds of leaves and whatever.
The birds, wow,,what an incredible site. birds of al breeds everywhere. landing on our heads and arms. seagulls,crows hawks,falcons, yes, the old sixty-nine falcon with a little six in it was there.
these are what I like about life. None of them have a site in here either.My music is beginning to make me cringe.
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CD: THE WHEN MY CAT LOOIE FINALLY TUNNELS OUT,CD,CD!
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: i played all of it. so leave my brother out of this |
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| WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL...THERE IS THIS PSYCHIATRIC SILLY PROBLEM THAT HAS FOLLOWED ME THROUGH MY LIFE. IT IS A FEELING OF LOSS, INDECISION,FEAR AND LONELINESS.
I AM QUITE A TALKER AND LOVE MUSICIANS THAT ARE IN A STATE OF DESPERATION.
ELTON JOHN BECAME BIG AND WHAT HAPPENED? "I DON'T KNOW,,WHY ASK ME!!!???
LIGHTNING BUGS ARE PROOF THAT A LIGHT BULB WAS AVAILABLE DURING THE CAVE MAN DAYS. AM I GOING SOMEWHERE HERE?
DOES SEAN HANNITY FRIGHTEN YOU?,,HE FRIGHTENS ME..HE CALLS HIMSELF CATHOLIC BUT SEES THE POOR AND THE INDIGENT AS VICTIMS OF THERE OWN CHOICES.GOD HELP HIM!!
WHAT IF EVERYONE WORKED AND MADE MILLIONS. A MILLION DOLLARS WOULD BE WORTH ABOUT A CHEESEBURGER AT MCDONALDS. IT'S A GOOD THING FOR HANNITY THAT THERE IS A MIDDLE, LOWER MIDDLE AND POOR CLASS TO GIVE RELEVANCE TO THE MILLIONAIRES LIKE HIM AND THERE GOOFY POWER.WHAT A MORON!!
SCARY,,REALLY SCARY.
THERE IS A PROGRAM ON VH1 ABOUT "THE ROCK",,ARE YOU SHITTING ME?,,,THE FUCKING WRESTLER?,,"THE ROCK"? AN HOUR OF THIS??!!!
NO MORE MUSIC ON THE TWO MUSIC CHANNELS. WHAT A DEPRESSING THING TO LOOK AT..DOESN'T ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT AND THE TWENTY WRESTLING CHANNELS COVER THIS CRAP??!!
THERE IS A PRACTICE IN ZEN THAT ASKS "CAN YOU LIVE IN THE MOMENT WHERE THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING,,CAN YOU DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND BE HAPPY??"...LOOK AT THE LIGHTNING BUGS AND CONTEMPLATE ON THE SPICKET..YOU WILL NEVER HAVE EXPERIENCED SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT... I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE END!! |
CD: THE WHAT IS IT WHEN YOU SUCK CD, CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I PLAYED IT ALL,,WHO ELSE PLAYED THIS,, GROVER CLEVELAND?? |
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| HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE CIRCLE IN TOWSON?.. IT'S A CRAP SHOOT AS TO WHO IS GOING TO RAGE INTO WHO.. MOM ONCE TOLD ME THAT SIX BIRDS ARE WORTH FORTY IN THE BUSH. DO YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU MEET?? DO THEY SOMETIMES COCK THERE HEADS LIKE PUPPYS,,YOU KNOW..WHAT ARE YOU? THEN I THINK OF LINCOLN SUV'S OR VS OR SUVS' OR WHY THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE IN THESE THINGS? BECAUSE THE NEIGHBOR HAS TWO..IT IS VERY FUNNY TO SEE A TINY LITTLE MOM LOOKING THREW THE STEERING WHEEL AND MOSYING DOWN THE STREET COVERING TWO LANES WHICH BRINGS ME TO RAGE DRIVING. I HEARD THERE WAS SOME BIG TIME RAGE DRIVING GOING ON ON THE ROAD TO BAGDAHD (OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT)..STATE POLICE,,WHY ARN'T THEY THERE?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!! HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT DUBYA HAS BEEN DOING PHOTO OPS AND SPEECHES AT MILITARY BASES ONLY!!!?? WELL,,HAVE YA???IF YOU COULD ONLY PICK UP YOUR TRASH,,BUT WHY SACRIFICE,,WHO CARES?????????? |
CD: THE WHAT IS IT WHEN YOU SUCK CD, CD
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: I TOOK A STAB AT ALL OF THIS |
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| JUST A JAM THAT TURNED VOCAL ABOUT ANOTHER ROMANTIC
ABANDONMENT.YOU COULD ONLY IMAGINE THE BEUTY AND BLISS OF ABUNDANT ROMANTIC ABANDENMENTS TO WHICH I, BEING A NITWIT, VOTED FOR MY CAT LOUISE IN LAST YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. I SEEM TO LOVE THESE GIRLS FOR SOME REASON....,,,PICK-POCKETERS,,THOSE KIND!! |
MP3.com CD: the path of a lunatic - buy it!
CD: THE WHEN MY CAT LOOIE FINALLY TUNNELS OUT,CD,CD!
Label: LOUISE-LISA PRODUCTIOS MASTERED AT CYBERELLA STUDIOS
Credits: THIS IS A TWO MINUTE INSTRUMENTAL THAT FLOWS INTO A SONG ABOUT ANOTHER BREAK-UP!! PLEASE BE PATIENT!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PIECE.. I LOVE IT DEEPLY AND I WROTE IT FOR DEBORAH WHO I MISS HORRIBLY!!! I PLAYED AND PROGRAMED EVERYTHING. |
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