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No one can understand! How does one describe it? I don't even blame Eva-I really don't. I do. Slightly. After all, she's consistently out of tune, she's not into anal, and her cooking is barely passable. And she's always complaining about the capo. "It chafes," she insists, "and your hands are sweaty and give me blackheads." I truly don't want to speak about this. But I need someone to understand. Mostly, it's my fault. But she is deformed! I tell her that she's not. I tell her that I barely notice. I tell her that no one really thinks she's retarded. I tell her she's paranoid. I tell her that she's special. I tell her that she doesn't need bridgework. Then she removes my moles BY FORCE. The fact is, not only is she not attractive to me, but her very countenance fills me with rage. But is it true rage? Do I really have feelings? Do I love anything? Do I hate anything? Do I like anything? Do I respect anything? Do I like myself? Did anybody else see that guy standing in the corner with a scythe and a chessboard? Why does he keep following me around? No, no, no. You think you know, but you don't. I can guarantee this. Eva wants new pegs. "Peg is awling," I tell her. I think that's hilarious! Anyhow, about this web page of creative exploits, I have already explained to you my reasons for wanting to contribute. Mostly, I want to make Eva jealous. I am going to smash her. I don't care what her father did to her. Should I do an original song? Should I do "Ain't That Skippin' And Flyin?" "Saddle Up The Grey?" "Lord Randall?" "Negro Woman Blues?" "Bob Smith?"
Who is that?
It's Bob Smith.
Who is that that he is with?
He's a man who never done wrong.
Everybody sing that Bob Smith song.
It's Bob Smith.
It's Bob Smith.
It's Bob Smith.
"I Am A Wicked Man?" "Nobody Wants Me Around?" "Middlemarch?" "Samuel Hall?" "Paul Hall?" "Erland Josephson?" "Frankie And Albert?"
Frankie liked to cook and clean
She want to please her man
She cover the down-payments
And the lotion for his tan
He's her man, done her wrong
Albert said "I'm going out
Is everything okay?
Don't you weep and don't you moan
We made love Saturday."
He was her man, did her wrong
"My Companion?" "White & Lazy?" "I Shit The Bed?" "You Are My Friend?" "I Guess You'll Have To Do?" "Got A Horse, His Name Is Boredom?" WHERE IS MONTGOMERY? Hey, everybody! What did I miss? I look forward to playing for you! Eva is calling! She says hi! She has gagged me! I can no longer see or feel! My brain is disconnecting! It's just an expression! PEG IS AWLING! Please--not the capo.
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CD: Ballads of a Lesser Man
Credits: By M.Cleft |
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CD: Montgomery Cleft Plays Piano
Credits: By M. Cleft |
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CD: Ballads of a Lesser Man
Credits: by M.Cleft |
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CD: Ballads of a Lesser Man
Credits: By M. Cleft |
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CD: I'll Be Goddamned!
Credits: By M. Cleft |
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CD: Don't Pay Any Attention to Mongtomery Cleft
Credits: By M. Cleft |
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