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"(The) Furious Moose Of The Wilderness" genre: General Children's Music
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	This song is about a moose. He's a furious moose, and he lives in the wilderness. Golly, it's a great song; this is fun rock at its finest. Pull up a tree stump and check out the stereo guitar and horns.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2002 Volvo Maroon
"Who Cares, Not Me (Woo-Hoo)" genre: Rock
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	This is probably the greatest song about indifference you'll ever hear. You'll love it! Or not!
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2003 Volvo Maroon
"Presenting Your Volvo Maroon" genre: Satire
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	We've jokingly dubbed this introduction "R. U. Sirius." Give it up for us!
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2003 Volvo Maroon
"I Bet (You) We Can Kick Their Asses"  Parental Advisory genre: Classic Rock
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	Having analyzed the environment, we have determined that every wildly successful band must have a sports encouragement anthem. Here's ours, which may explain why we're not wildly successful.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2003 Volvo Maroon
"M. P. G." genre: Country Blues
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	This rockabilly ode to the automobile conjures up images of Folsom Prison -- or at least a Folsom parking lot.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2002 Volvo Maroon
"Fries" genre: Alternative General
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	Ingredients: 1 male hitchhiker, 1 hot chick driving a truck, french fries, yellow mustard, ranch dressing. Combine all ingredients and enjoy.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2003 Volvo Maroon
"Be A Man" genre: Alternative General
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	Continuing our tradition of writing songs that are difficult to classify into a genre, this song appropriately combines solid rock muscle with rich funk nerve and a rough country epidermis.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2003 Volvo Maroon
"Bad 'n' Eerie (This Mutha)" genre: Alternative Hip Hop
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	A song inspired by the dang cell phone ring. No, that's actually part of the song.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Where's My High?" genre: Pop
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	I doubt it'd help to even win the lottery.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2002 Volvo Maroon
"Tha' Funk Soul Bubba" genre: Alternative Hip Hop
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	Why don't you check him out now?
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2003 Volvo Maroon
"Employees Must Wash Their Hands" genre: Punk
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	This is such a nice and happy song. Everything in life is great when you wash your hands... but of course, both you and the person who didn't wash must touch the same doorknob, paper towel dispenser, faucet, stall door lock, flush handle...
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2002 Volvo Maroon
"What Doesn't Happen" genre: Pop
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	A nice, catchy tune about learning patience.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Elanmower" genre: New Country
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	If you were big on mowing lawns, and small on brains, what would you do if your woman left *you*?
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Volvo Maroon
"I've Lost My Mind (Oh No You Di'n't)" genre: Alternative Hip Hop
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	A frenetic little rap about insanity. Oh, and crackers. Yes, literally, crackers. The snack food.
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright 2002 Volvo Maroon
"Everybody Wants to Be Alone" genre: Experimental/Post Rock
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	A happy little song about the self-defeating emotional seclusion of the adolescent in us all, chock full of references literary and otherwise. You're gonna like it!
	CD: Furious Moose of the Wilderness   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Garden of Rain" genre: Pop
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	I'm just waiting for the water...
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"Hello and Welcome to Hell" genre: General Comedy
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	A welcome video shown to the Dr P Delivery Boys upon their arrival in Hell. The Caffeine-Free Diet Dr P Delivery Boy particularly liked the dancing puppets.
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"Living In Ohio" genre: Blues Rock
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	A country-rock take on an altered state.
	MP3.com CD: VMV - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: VMV   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Tofu Jiggle" genre: Blues Rock
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	There's a stuff made out of soybean curd. When you eat it you will say, "My Word!" and do the Tofu Jiggle.
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"I Might Like to See" genre: Rock
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	Another pahtetic self-critical song from Tim
	MP3.com CD: VMV - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: VMV   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"What You Is" genre: Alternative General
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	MP3.com CD: Six Additional Inches - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: Six Additional Inches   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Outrigger Canoe" genre: Surf Rock
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	Surfy song about the slowest form of transportation known to man, coincidentally the one requiring the most physical effort.
	MP3.com CD: VMV - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: VMV   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1999 Volvo Maroon.
"Dangerous Guy" genre: General Comedy
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	Don't trust this man with... well, anything.
	MP3.com CD: A Maltball in Your Cider - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: A Maltball in Your Cider   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"DrP3" genre: General Comedy
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	The opening song of the fictional 1976 musical/comedy motion picture classic "The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy," sung by the Dr P Delivery Boy and joined by his silly relatives, the Diet Dr P Delivery Boy and the Caffeine-Free Diet Dr P Delivery Boy. The album follows their crazy antics from the Dr P Studios at the local Dr P Distributors all the way to the afterlife.
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon
"Spots Dance" genre: Swing/Big Band
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	An old school jam about machismo.
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"Teenage Horror Movie Actor" genre: General Comedy
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	A funny "Scream"-like song about a typical person in a horror movie, and stupid things to do if you are that person. Groovy song, too.
	MP3.com CD: Six Additional Inches - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: Six Additional Inches   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1993 Volvo Maroon.
"I Hope You're Human" genre: General Comedy
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	Is your spouse an alien? A witch? A vampire? Or does she just act weird sometimes?
	MP3.com CD: VMV - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: VMV   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Contradiction" genre: Surf Rock
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	A surfy song about contradiction. No, it isn't! Yes, it is!
	MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: Musicians of Hell   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Lichens" genre: General Children's Music
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	A song that explains what happens when an alga takes a likin' to a fun guy named Gus.
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"Money (Can't Stop the Loneliness)" genre: General Comedy
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	...but just think of what it *can* do.
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"Guess We'll Have to Eat Each Other" genre: Adult Contemporary
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	This could happen to YOU!!!
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"Bee in my Tea" genre: Indie
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	MP3.com CD: Six Additional Inches - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: Six Additional Inches   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Soup" genre: Rockabilly
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	in praise of soup.
	MP3.com CD: Six Additional Inches - buy it! MP3.com CD: Marooned--Our Great-Assed Hits - buy it! CD: Six Additional Inches   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Psychopathic Killer"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Funny, rap-esque song from a psychopathic killer's perspective.
	CD: Musicians of Hell   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1992 Volvo Maroon
"Falling" genre: Americana
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"It's Raining Brains" genre: General Comedy
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	This song is pretty gross.
	MP3.com CD: VMV - buy it! CD: VMV   Label: Mutant Moose Credits: Volvo Maroon
"Do-nut Man!" genre: General Comedy
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	Commercial for a Sunday-morning cartoon about the unlikely super-hero.
	MP3.com CD: A Maltball in Your Cider - buy it! CD: Maltball in your Cider   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1995 Volvo Maroon.
"Dr. God" genre: General Comedy
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	A song about caffeine catharsis -- is a soft drink knock-off just as good as the original?
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"The Psychotic Friends Network" genre: General Comedy
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	A commercial for a different kind of phone-in friend.
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"Beef Jerky Cereal" genre: General Comedy
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	A commercial for a new kind of iron-rich cereal.
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: DrP Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"Extra-Strength Ibupropatylievanol" genre: General Comedy
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	A commercial for a war-strength pain reliever.
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"This Crap Ain't Butter" genre: General Comedy
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	A commercial for a high-cholesterol butter substitute.
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"Cookin' with Dr P" genre: General Comedy
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	A commercial shown on the fictional "Dr P Network", a public television station that "encourages" its members to become members by emphasizing the consequences if they don't. Funnier after hearing "The Dr P Delivery Boy."
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.
"DrP Monster Delivery Truck Extravaganza" genre: General Comedy
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	This commercial describes a satirical truck event. "You paid for the entire seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE!"
	MP3.com CD: The Dr P Divine Comedy - buy it! CD: The Dr P Delivery Boy Divine Comedy   Label: Mutant Moose Music Credits: Copyright © 1998 Volvo Maroon.

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