Artist description Fraser-Cole is the bald one, he plays bass and sings the funny notes, his friend Phil plays on the drums and when not laughing his cock off, comes up with interesting names just to be silly. Those two hate Chris who is the clever one, he writes all the words and that, and oozes self confidence and a loathsome arrogance. His crowning glory was defining the concept of the QUONG :which as it suggests is a choir made up of mongs. Before you all cry PC bastard heavy no can say not funny boo hoo!, the idea was for the band to have an amazing QUONG in our first video.That, of course never happened, but we enjoyed it all the same. If you want to check out some of these songs go for the ones with the little picture, because thay cost us the most money to record, and we had a great engineer/producer. They're still shit, obviously. No actually they are your all time favorite songs and you have immense hard ons or glitsteningly wet pasties when you hear them.Chris decided to fuck the whole band thing off because he was so flouncy coming off the heroin. The other two, madly enough, now have a much better band called NOZZLE with much better songs. The gorgeous anchor man is clearly absent, but frasers tattooed bastard of a body keeps the crowd in check.As a band they were ok, there were good & bad times. Like when they got bottled off in Newport only to be cornered and buggered senseless by marauding NOFX fans; and there were bad times as well. Chris now works in an office, fraser works in an arts centre and phil delivers poultry. None of them are happy and all of them are twats.

Music Style pop/punk

Musical Influences fuck off

Similar Artists all the other ones numpty

Artist History Frasers girl trouble started when he took the advice of band leader and all-round expert chris. Frasers wool was being all wrong, brain wise, and so chris advised a plan of action. This plan involved fraser secreting a tiny gauze parcel of pepper within his jap's eye and secretly stimulating himself almost to climax. Just when he was about to let rip, he was to jump up and knock one off in his girls face, thus giving her hurty eye from the peppery jism. Anyway, it didn't work, and fraser experienced some of the worst tabasco sprayback i've ever seen. Seriously guys, the whole tip, y'know? Since then the band rarely mingle, and ever rare-arilier play. In fact they split up nearly two years ago. Whaddya want?you are alone, deep inside the rotten guts of a whisky baboon, and yet a warm, balmy happiness encombs you. What is it? Who is it? What the shitting crikey is going on? Here's what - parc troli are rummaging in your pants; their sweaty fingers trawling lazily across your balls. Frasers there, so is phil, and chris watches on from a high wall waving a retractable blind man's stick and shouting directions. "Left you twats, Left LEFT!". Spunky motions in your trousers and parc troli rush to the stage to knock out stupid pop whilst you slap your very sorry monkey. A girl approaches with a sloppy look of twattish indignation, "you're not my dad" she whispers, fraser, by this point notices the situation happening and slaps the girl shouting "i'm the daddy now you cunt".phils drumstick tips reek slimly of shit, and inside chris' mouth, evil buggers say normal twenty twelve times. Now do you see? This is what we sound like.foolish and very...very...gay.

Group Members chris hc - guitar/vocals,fraser-cole - bass,/vocalsphil - drums

Instruments guitar/bass/drums

Albums there aren't any you fool

Press Reviews like a bunch of some reviews is gonna influence your opinion, not you! you wanna make up your own mind dontcha? yeah that's right, cos your'e an human fucking being right!yeah, just like i thought. go for it fuckers.

Additional Info email the idoits at parctroli@hotmail.com

Location Swansea, Wales - United Kingdom

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