Artist description When one hears the melodic sounds of the Mozambique Flood Crisis, they enter an erotic, euphoric state of pure bliss. We are punk rock to cream to. Basically, if your boyfriend cant make you come, we can....or our music can. Either way, you are happy, we are happy, and we are one step ahead on the game.

Music Style poo retro-PORN-gr(.)(.)ve 8====D~~~ O-: " mmmm"

Musical Influences NOFX, Propagandhi, Operation Ivy, TASTY BOOSH!, Peanut n' Me (R.I.P), Four Minus One (R.I.P.), Elian (R.I.P.), Skankin' Pickle, The Vandals, Limbeck, Less Than Jake, Slapstick, Bruce Lee Band, Rancid, MU330, Donuts and Glory, Suicide Machines(before their new piece of SHIT rock album), The Hippos, Aquabats, Primus, Victor Wooten, Dave Matthews Band, the illustrious and gorgeous Amanda Cameron, Radiohead, Sublime, Nothing Cool, The Bong Ripping Alchoholics (R.I.P), The Astounding Jesusis (R.I.P), YO Ho Ho and a Bottle of Stink, Britney Spears, Primus, Victor Wooten, Beck, The Ataris, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lagwagon, Neosoreskin, Strung Out, No Respect, Tenacious D, Gwar.

Similar Artists NOFX, Propagandhi, Peanut n' Me, Skankin' Pickle, Less Than Jake, Lagwagon.

Artist History Birth-Vagina-Beer-Hard Liquor-Vagina-Death.........This is a chronicling of our rise to power.....It all started back in 1996 when Asian Mike decided he knew how to play guitar. He then met a sexy creature whom all the chicks wanted and instructed him to buy a bass guitar. His name was Adam, better known as Peanut, the love machine. The two played constantly. Mostly generic stuff at first. Then they realized they could actually kick some ass. Mike decided that a drummer needed to be added and a band needed to be formed. So on a hunt they went. They saw a mysterious black man. His name: Terrance. They said, "hey, he's black, he must have some soul and rythym bursting inside of him." He was seen from afar, a creature of darkness. Dark as night, yet he was surrounded by a plethora of vagina. More than any of us had ever seen. With his pimp coat on and pimp hat worn low, he was taming these wild vixens with the snap of his fingers. T-Bone was "jockin' the bitches and slappin' the hoes." they were feeding him strawberries dipped in chocolate and serving him his 40 ounces all at the same time, and he played the drums so it was a plus as well. So it went well, for a few months. Then a singer was needed. So one day, they went on yet another perilous journey in order to find a vocalist. Realizing that they knew no one punk enough, they settled for a guy they picked out of the crowd. His name: Grant. They walked up and said "hey you are going to sing for our band." Without a second thought he agreed, only knowing that Mike and Adam were so pimp, he might actually get some action. Finally after conflicts and a month as a diverse foursome, Terrance was mutually discarded from the band, but has remained close over the years, for he is one dope ass brutha, always thinking that he is the manager of our band. One day at one of Theo's infamous parties, a new kid was spotted by the band. He was 12 years of age and named Mike. He rocked harder than Terrance ever would so Peanut N' me decided to try him out. They were amazed that so much talent was hidden in such a stinky structure. By the way, his nickname is Stinky for certain odor problems. Thus Peanut N' me is formed! That was back in 1996. Now they are rocking even harder and yes, Grant now has gotten his action. But that was then and this is now: Many of you may be wondering, wasn't there another member that is not in the picture? The answer: yes. Grant was knowingly, recently removed from the line-up due to musical differences {[hence, FOUR MINUS ONE (4-1)]}. They then were called Elain for approximately 24 hours. But now this trio of punkers can rightfully say they are "classically trained to rock your freaking socks off!" They are now emerging on the scene as the Mozambique Flood Crisis. enjoy.

Group Members Mike "Nip" Nguyen - Rockin' lead Guitar. Adam "Peanut" "The Love Machine" Shah Esq. - Funkdafied Bass extrordinaire. Mike "Stinky" Cambra - Drums and stinking.

Instruments Large ones that hurt. One sexy lead guitar, One super sexy bass, and a stinky set of drums.

Albums Why Does Mike Cambra Talk? (1997), We Bang Hot Chicks (1998)

Press Reviews They're good.-Mike "They definitely like vagina." - some hot chick

Additional Info Theo is our #1 fan.

Location Santa Ana, CA - USA

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