Artist description We rock harder than your grandmother.

Music Style Laser Beam Death Metal

Musical Influences Sesame Street, Slayer, Barney and Friends, Bal-Sagoth, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, Dimmu Borgir, Star Trek (The Animated Series), Vomitorial Corpulence, Voltron, Cradle of Filth, Teletubbies, Cannibal Corpse, etc.

Similar Artists Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson, etc.

Artist History On June 27th, 5267, two "teen-aged" males were contacted by a furry, cuddly visitor from another planet, and asked to establish interstellar relations with a race of mutant laser beam toting death commando squirrels. Noting the high velocity plasma enhanced cyberbioweaponry aimed at their heads, the boys hastily agreed... They proceeded to create perfectly lovely music, videos, graphics, and brain scrambling apparatus for the purpose of subliminally enslaving their fellow humans to be used in scientific experiments, pyramid construction, and appetizers. This, after untold millenia of helpless anticipation, is the result of their effort.

Group Members Jon Bright - guitar, yelling, screaming, mayhem // Josh James - drums, keyboard, death, destruction // Mel Gibson - bass, advertising // Gerald R. Ford - tambourine // Sinta Klauz - zither, christmas cheer

Instruments Guitar, Drums, Satan

Press Reviews "So what do you guys do up there for all that time anyway?" - Josh's mom // "What a pile of crap!!" - rikmako // "i hate you laser beam death squirrels. die you bastards, die!" - shitgiveits

Additional Info i used to have a dog. i kept saying to it

Location Ransomville, NY - USA

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