Artist description Two guys in a basement circa 1978 making noises the likes of which you've never heard. This is the kinda stuff people are talking about when they say that MP3.COM only has music that no one wants to listen to.

Music Style pre-grunge grunge. pre-punk punk. pre-metal metal, pre-music music

Musical Influences the sound a turkey makes when it diffuses into the atmosphere.

Similar Artists JOE, The Unturned Stone, The Triple-S Music Division, The Paper Airplane Institute.

Artist History The Biology Teacher was in the Cuckoo Clock. The Peavey Backstage 30 was cranked. The Parents were out. The Microphone was taped to the ceiling. Everything was set in motion. These were two young songwriters proud of their new songs. One could sleep through Biology class and still ace it. The other could only count how many pairs of pants, ties, shirts, bozo shoes, and long neckties The Cuckcoo Man owned. Together they coined phrases that may very well have been spoken by adolescents everywhere for the next 20 years. Phrases like "There's symbiotic fungus in my hair", "Baby, don't get me tunafied", and "He's eatin' his hash that gives him a rash".

Group Members The Ultimate Fugene on guitar and bass piano. The Infinite Jaymond on drums, vocal and lead guitar.

Instruments An untunable Les Paul copy, Drum set with 6" cymbals, ancient piano, antique red dish, flashing ceiling lights, etc.

Location Broomall, PA - USA

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