Artist description Thomas Clark heads the operation out of Cortland, Ohio. Most songs are originally compsed and performed by him (with the exception of parodies). There are certain guest appearences by friends from time to time. Thomas does what he loves and hopes someone can find his comedic genius amusing (but he has never claimed to be able to hold a pitch). Thanks to everyone who listens. Enjoy.

Music Style I have always been rock oriented, but I like to fool around with every style of music. The point really isn't the music, or my terrible singing, but to make you laugh. Thanks.

Musical Influences Queen, AC/DC, Jimmy Buffett, Blues Traveler, Dave Mathews, Greenday...well, just anything accept for Backdoor Boys, Britany Spears, or techno music. (Not to degrade those styles, but they're not in my blood, if you know what I mean)

Similar Artists Bob and Tom, Adam Sandler, Tom Green, ect...

Artist History I (Tom Clark) have been a drummer since I was a meer eight years of age. Making people laugh, and playing music is my passion (because sleeping in school was also my passion). I started to fool around on guitar and write songs back in 1998. From there I would preform songs to friends and at parties, and even in school. So, one day I decided to give myself a name and record some of my works and parodies. Here I am today on the web and continually learning new and interesting things to make fun of. I don't mind humiliating myself (my singing will do that for me), and I hope to keep my hooby of song writing up for a while to come. You can just call me the BitchMaster, or BM for short. Later.

Group Members Tom Clark (percussion, guitars, lead vocals (most of the time), misc. sounds and obsenities)Guest Appearences by: Brad Cluckey (Friend to the end, keyboards, vocals)Zack Dunsmoor (A big ogre, vocals, funny shit)

Instruments Percussion, Guitar, Glocks, Maracas, Some stolen shit...

Albums Anything Goes (only on bootlegged copy), and "The World's Longest Laugh" on sale now.

Press Reviews My sister said it was cool as hell. 69 Degrees is the talk of Cortland. And now Youngstown!!! (Well, kinda) I hear lesbians like it too, which is so cool... you have my email if you ever want to get some three, four, or five-somes goin'.

Additional Info Feel free to send me presents in the mail... i love free shit.

Location Cortland, Ohio - USA

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