Artist description ACHTUNG!! Die Musik Ihren Esel aus seinem Sitz blasen. Advertir!! La música soplará su asno fuera de su asiento. Avertissement!! La musique soufflera votre comme hors de son siège. An ecclectic collection of aural stimuli designed to blow your ass out of it's seat!!! Moe has a big crush on Bjork and still doesn't have cable T.V.

Music Style Political sattire disguised in sexual innuendo wrapped around sarcastic cynicism with a hint of faith, and hope, with lots of love and daisies.

Musical Influences "CHiP's" soundtrack, Bjork, Sly Stone, Bjork, Tenacious D, Bjork, Larry Welk, Bjork and Bjork

Similar Artists if you like Mr.Bungle, Frank Zappa, Primus, XTC, Jane's Addiction, Adrian Belew, Foo Fighters, Rush, NIN, Ween, Fishbone, Bjork, Beck, and Beyond - you'll LOVE MoeHoward

Artist History When he was a wee lad, Moe saw Ralph Macchio in the movie Crossroads and he said to himself "The f*cking devil dude blew the karate kid's ass right out of his SEAT!! But the weasly karate kid still won! What's up with that?".Ever since then Moe recognized all the inequities inherent within the demon world and decided right then and there that someone has to rectumfy the ass blowing situation. He picked up a Stratocaster and hasn't stopped blowing out asses since.The inequities within the demon world still exist but are somewhat diminished since Ralph Macchio doesn't have a job anymore. MoeHoward has been writing and performing and seeking psychotherapy for years. A multi-instrumental wonder who can shake his ass like no other and blow your ass right out of its seat!

Group Members MoeHoward is Mohamhed Howard. His art is crafted in the creative confines of "Way Down Hear Studios" which is a clever anagram for the middle names of the co-owners of the studio. He often works alone but is always open to the communal synergistic serendipiduous magic that occurs when jamming with others who understand, respect and accept the responsibility of manipulating the awsome and humbling power that only music posseses. If you hold music dear to your heart and have felt how music can reach in and strangle the deepest part of your soul the way no other art form can, or have ever shivered and wept like a helpless little girl with budding breasts while listening to Schoenberg's Verklarte Nacht, OP.4 - or if you got a little pot, give MoeHoward a call. He's always looking for musicians who can blow your ass out of it's seat.

Instruments The instruments used to create this ass blowing amalgamation of sounds are mostly whatever's lying around. Since Moe's got about 27 guitars lying around it's mostly guitar. He's also profficient at tambourine so he uses that alot too.

Albums Lewd Wig on Beat Heaven, the Best of the Worst of MoeHoward, Pastor of Muppets, Spank Me Daddy (I've been BAD), Midnight Mulchers, Auto-felacio for Dummies, Bill Russo is Arogant, Mo Can't See His Feet No Mo, Permanent Craves, Beat the Meetles

Press Reviews "You want me to redo your vocals for you?....I will...I'll sing the song for you" - Greg Vandenberg. "You always mix your vocals way in the back" - Stephen Hadley. "My mom heard this stuff and hasn't talked to me since." - my mom. "The bridge of speed was like grandpa's homemade chili with a hint of cinnamon." - Troy of GypsyFly. "It will blow your ass out of it's seat!!" - ASSociated Press

Additional Info The recording tools Moe uses are proprietary and confidential but they all have a blow your ass out of its seat knob that is glued to '11'. MoHoward would like to thank Madonna, Bjork, Christy Canyon, Prince, Aretha Franklin, Navin Johnson, Poops McGee,

Location Chicago, IL - USA

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