Artist description 4 White Guys with Instruments!

Music Style Punk Rockin Tunes with a Splash of Water?

Musical Influences MxPx, Blink 182, Nofx, Millencolin, Green Day, NUFAN, Lagwagon, Hi-Standard, O.J. Simpson, Etc...

Similar Artists Mxpx, Millencolin, Lagwagon

Artist History It all started out one day when Dave was jerking off to the Green Day concert. Some how during this vigorous exercise, Dave came up with the idea of having a punk rock band. So we got together and taught ourselves how to play guitar (not very well) by watching the Green Day concert over and over again, it's a good thing that Green Day only uses 3 chords in their songs, or else we would have never learned. We called ourselves "Jack Be Nimble,Jack be Aardvark" (summer 97). Everything was going great until we came to the realization that we needed a drummer, somehow that managed to slip by our 4 great intellects. The first time we played was drumless in an anti-racism contest and won 50 bones. This was the first and last time we made money. Paul and Dave were on guitar,Stavros(a greasy Greek)on bass and Ryan on vocals. Then came a coffee house, so we kicked out Stavros and took Danny on bass (a last minute decision, we taught Danny the songs in the bathroom before the show), Dave's slacker ass went to drums (late winter 97).The name changed to "Jack be Nimble", when we lost the greasy aardvark. We played afew shows at the school and some misc. concerts when we realized that we sucked. Many moons later, Danny started biting the heads off chicken's (a little too hardcore for us).So we went postal on his skid ass and went our seperate ways. We stopped playing for about 6 months when we realized that Dave sucks on drums, so we need a new drummer. Then, out of nowhere, Ryan met this bum from Almonte on the street. He was hitting some twigs on a broken TV, and wasn't half bad. He begged Ryan for some change, so Ryan thought to himself for a moment, but alas he was out of vasoline. He told Joey that he would give him a quarter of his share of the earnings if he joined. Joey said cool, and Ryan handed over $3.12. So Dave went back to guitar, Paul to bass, Ryan finally learned how to play guitar and hold a note, and homeless Joey on Drums (around Jan 99).We eventually researched our name and found out that it was being used by some bitch named "Mother Goose", boy if we ever come face to face with her. So we changed it to "Sneaky Jack". One year at a school election, we didn't like the candidates, so we voted for Sneaky Jack. We almost got 50 votes (12 to be exact, but hey, who's counting). The term "Sneaky Jack" comes from the Latin expression "long shaft with big balls". Officially Sneaky Jack has only been around for about 1 year, but Paul, Dave, and Ryan have been together for almost 2½ years or 30 months or 130 weeks or 912.5 days or 21,972 hours or 1,318,320 minutes or 79,099,200 seconds. Now out of rehab, Dave is finally getting over his obsession with necrophilia. Joey is now working at a computer assembly line, where he hits on old, hairy chested women with beards. Ryan works at a local restaurant, where he plans to work his way up to massage boy in the bathroom. Paul plans to take over the world by next spring.

Group Members Ryan Christie-Guirar/Vocals, Dave Charbonneau-Guitar/Vocals,Paul Dubas-Bass Guitar,Joey Shorkey-Drums

Instruments 2 Guitars, A Bass, And Some Drums...

Albums Home From School

Press Reviews Ya Right......!!!

Additional Info We Play Punk Rock, not cause we want to...But cause we Have to..!!

Location Ottawa, Ontario - Canada

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