Artist description The children of 2000 are a soiled lot, rotting within the putridness of their own defication. Not of excrement, but of their own life's content. The horrors of the mind are linked to the body, as one wonders 'What happened to happiness?', 'What has happened to love?', 'Is this all that's left?'... Heresy is the last religion. Yes, indeed the generation of 2000 is rancid, putrid, and violently corrupted by a high and mighty silver spoon. Thank god we're a part of it.

Music Style Close your eyes, and imagine yourself hundreds of miles above the ground, laying in a soft fluffy cloud. You smell of tulips and roses that surround your body, you need to urinate- so you shift your leg to pee on the unsuspecting abyss below... and then... imagine the sound your nose will make when a thorn from one of your roses gets stuck in your pee hole while blood and urine trinkles out... I suppose that doesn't answer the question; but this does: yes. I will.

Musical Influences Marilyn Manson, Bahaus, Gravity Kills, Nine Inch Nails (NiN), Alien Sex Fiend, Coal Chamber, Stabbing Westward... MP3.com inspired by: Headshot, Zeeza, Laura Crow.. Locally inspired by: Lio Lumer, Wicked Cerebellum, the Yazzie Brothers and Fuse Trip, Aaron Castillo, Joey Levais, and Ivan, Jamie and Kenny from Slow Children (The fourth member can be argued later) - Last but not least, my girlfriend, Andrea Shafer.

Similar Artists We sound just like every other funky fresh dance music group. I guess we sound a hint like blueman group and moby - but more... stupid.

Artist History Mike Jensen began as rythme guitarist for a small group that he appropriotly titled "Acid Reign" - Unfortunetly it never made it passed formation. He later played as bassist for a band he titled "Nobody's Band" that played a cover song from the Violent Femmes for a talent show. He once again tried to regroup 'Acid Reign' as bassist and with a groovy new guitarist Aaron Castillo- but due to the lack of motivation and determination it went under. He gave up music for a while until now- doing a demo solo album to test and push his skills as a satirical musician, he calls... "Pulchritude Interlocution"

Group Members Mike Jensen does all the tinkering and plays with all the gadgets.

Instruments Vocals, Lyrics, Guitar, Bass, Drum Machine, Electronic Music Mixers, Drums.. and the occassional keyboard.

Albums Don't Touch Me There - I'm Sensitive And Drippy; Variety In Thirty Minutes Or Less

Press Reviews "It tastes like grandma." - New York Times; "Are we this desperate for the mundane?" - National Enquirer; "Wonderful! Never heard anything like it!" - Newsweek; "This sucks c***!" - Press Enterprise

Additional Info Isn't This Site Just A Hoot And A Holler???

Location Blythe, CA - USA

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