Artist description (We broke up in Sept. '99, but let's pretend we didn't, eh?) We know all about your kind. The Poo People. You're no better than the Sandwich people. I hate you. You and your little 3 lb. dog, scampering along through the park with your little plastic glove on your hand, just waiting for it to drop her equally large mound of joy. You like to hold it in your hand. And squish it. I know you.

Music Style My dog has beetle eyes. When I go to pick her up, all the blood rushes to my head and I get dizzy. It hurts. The beetle eyes hurt.

Musical Influences Cramp insignias are rampant among small asain girls ages 10-14. I wonder why that is.

Similar Artists Treasonous acts of indigestion are being commited all over this country and nobody is doing anything about it. Now are you just going to stand there, or are you going to join my superteam?

Artist History Alright, here's the pitch: Nuclear power plant built next to a quite suburbian neighborhood. Hmmm. Sounds like a good movie. We can call it "Nuk'em High". Yeah, that's the ticket. Why does everything I do always have to be extremely terrible?

Group Members Let me tell you again about the Infinite Q45 Toilet. The flashy new aerodynamically designed seat makes it even easier to lift up OR down. Oh, and when you go to your local Infinite dealer, tell them you already know the part about the caca.

Instruments Skinflutes. Skinflutes in the morning, skinflutes in the evening, skinflutes all day long.

Albums Bill Hicks. Andy Kauffman. Kids in the Hall. UCB. SCTV. SNL. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Press Reviews I LIKE PIE. LET ME COOK YOUR PIE. LET ME EAT IT. AFTER ALL, ONLY THE HURLEHEY BOY CAN COOK PIE LIKE YOU WANT IT. "For the love of god, let the boy eat the pie. All he wants is a little pie. Is that really so much to ask, YA OLD BATTLEAXE?"

Additional Info For the love of god and everything holy unto this earth, go to KING MOB's MP3 PAGE!!

Location Bedford, TX - USA

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