Artist description three bikini clad girls sing your requested eighties rock."THICK is four of the biggest boobs you've ever seen!"

Music Style TEXAS SCHWAG ROCK, SUCKA

Musical Influences for every member of the band, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is the main influence

Similar Artists a cross between Buck Owens and a really cheap chainsaw

Artist History if it weren't for THICK, there'd be no Texas Schwag Rock scene

Group Members Mick Feely-bass, carp, and walleye/Skitz O'Fuel-skitzOphonic resonator and MA'crophone/Havanna Fitz-4 skins/former drummers Ric Diculus, Rasputin Jones, and Nuke Daddy Funk/former singer Deacon Bones

Press Reviews "I'd rather soulkiss Satan than listen to THICK!"-Jerry Falwell"There are too many starving children in the world to allow this to happen. For the price of admission to a THICK show, you could feed a family of six."-Sally Struthers"Cokey, it sickens me."-Sam Donaldson"If you believe in the right to keep and bare arms, exercise that right and send THICK to Hell!"-Charlton Heston"These guys rock like a muthadog!"-homeless crack whore at the "Big, Bigger, Too Big for Yo Momma" show in Tuskaloosa, AL"I believe THICK shall prove to be the beginning of the downfall of white America."-Pat Buchanan"I think, you know, depending on your kid's maturity level, it might be alright for them to see THICK. I don't know."-Jesse "the Body" Ventura"Hide your children."-Luis Rukhyser"The heinous repercussions of this obscenity will be a depraved momento embedded in the acrimonious dereliction of our societal heirs."-Rev. Jesse Jackson

Location Teralingua, Texas - USA

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