Artist description This is a group full of talent making quality productions that everyone can enjoy. Each song goes through rigorous popularity tests before being brought to you, so when you hear the name "The Vartic Wales" it can always be associated with quality or sumthin. All of our work is well thought out, and we feel it is flawlessly executed. Many of our songs teach important lessons and have many messages and stuff. We enjoy eating fresh-cooked pasta as a pick-me-up before our exciting concerts. HEY! THAT'S NOT YOUR CHEESE! THAT'S MY WALLET! Now download these songs peeps! They're cool or sumthin... And feel free to send us some e-mail. We'd love to hear comments and we're always open to ideas and suggestions. LET THE VARTIC WALES LIVE ON! Yeeeeeeeeeeah man.

Music Style Crisper than a McPenis Fillet

Musical Influences Those guys that sing about that one fat guy...

Similar Artists Green Day, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Manson, Kris Kross, Dave Holmes, OJ Simpson, Eminem, The Cook

Artist History We are a brand new group devoted to having fun and bringing you quality fun.

Group Members /-'JaB'-\,)(BrocK)(,_='JosH'=_,|-DocTa KeNnedY-|

Instruments Guitar, Grant, Rain Sticks, Gang, and a Pope

Albums Will be released 9.24.00 (Keep yo pants on foo)

Press Reviews These guys are great! - The Cook

Additional Info The Vartic Wales amazed us all with their talent, and left me pissing on my own shoes! - Tickle Me Frank Stallone

Location Billings, Montana - USA

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