Artist description A man and a microphone and a lot of cobwebs in his mind that he sweeps around. Mostly voices. Occasional attempts at music. Dancing to ZachsMind mp3s may cause undo injury and should not be attempted.

Music Style Spoken Word; attempts at comedy

Musical Influences WordJazz artist Ken Nordine, Rev. Ivan Stang of the SubGenius Church, Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Weird Al Yankovic, the Monty Python troupe, Laurie Anderson, Erma Bombeck, crazy old men who stand on street corners selling bibles, and Bobby McFerrin

Similar Artists WordJazz artist Ken Nordine, Bob Newhart, Bill Cosby, and anyone with a story to tell.

Artist History Zach Garland has been a frustrated performance artist and writer most of his life. A combination of a seeker of attention and a glutton for punishment, he has performed in collegiate and community theater countless times. Well, he lost count anyway. Probably because he ran out of fingers and toes.

Group Members Zach Garland: Longwinded vocalist.

Instruments In the proper hands, the english language can be a deadly instrument indeed.

Albums You Bought This?

Press Reviews Zach Garland can bench press several rabid chihuahuas simultaneously, but only after several shots of vodka.

Location Dallas, TX - USA

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