Artist description "Right. That's it. I've had enough. Jesus wept! Can't you tossers get it through your skulls that no-one gives a tuppenny f**k about your sodding bands? It's more than somewhat irksome I can tell you. Have you learnt nothing? Lessons you should have learnt by now: 1. Rebellion is obsolete. 2. Being 'in a band' is the surest possible indicator of personal inadequacy, and is likewise obsolete. The mimesis of rebel poses (ie, standing on a stage with a guitar) is no longer valid. It has no meaning any more. If you have something to say, or think you're an artist or something (and I'll wager none of you *really* has anything to say that we haven't all already thought of), then keep a fu**ing diary. Or write poems. 3. The reason the audience doesn't give a f**k is that the audience is made up solely of other tossers in bands who only care about themselves. Who else would bother wasting their time 'rocking out' (standing still) in a crappy club while a bunch of other no-marks with guitars also "rock out"? 4. I won't even begin to delineate what's wrong with being in a jazz combo. 5. If you must be in a band, have the decency to keep f**king quiet about it." -------D. Kettle. *************************** Post-pomo flakes and naff collegiate dreams. It's still fun sometimes (ex-Salvo Rain). We still write back and we will still play anywhere. Damned hubris.

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