Artist description The Jon's consist of me, myself, and I. We play a variety of guitar/vocal tracks, ranging from blues to humour.

Music Style How about good music

Musical Influences Lets see.... Well seeing as I'm the greatest musician of all time, who could influence me?

Similar Artists I am completely unique

Artist History Well, "The Jon's" started when I was born. I learned to play the guitar and sing (somewhat) and then my friend got a recording studio in his basement, and that is how "the Jon's" came to be.

Group Members Jon - Guitar Jon - Vocals Jon - Backup Guitar Jon - Drums Jon - Bass Jon - Tangerine Jon - Flute Jon - Sax Jon - Piano Jon - Harp Jon - Beating a stick against a garbage can Kory - Recording and Editing

Instruments Guitar, Vocals, Bass, Drums, Piano, Harp, Violin, Chello, Garbage cans, Toilet flushes

Albums Ani, A Rush of Cold Semen to the Head, This Record sucks, You've got male genitalia, Your mom looks like Pauli Shore, and I hate you so much, the person who invented hate is envious of me.

Press Reviews New York Times - "Who would listen to this music, there is no talent, no ambition, and to be honest, i've heard better music come from a walrus." Chicago Times - "'The Jon's' are slowly gaining disrespect from every major record label there is." Rolling Stones - "I had truly believed that music had reached it's lowest point with Creed, but The Jon's proved me wrong." Disharmony Records - "Disharmony records is not responsible for any suicide attempts over the music written by "The Jon's"."

Additional Info Paulie Shore is a dirty man, and George W. Bush is a walrus sodomizer.

Location Hell, MT - USA

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