Artist description Give 2 misguided souls an input device and the world becomes intangled in a web of thin wire as confusion and panic spreads. Envision this and you have the False Idols, a sinister duo that have thousands of warshippers thirsty for their dirty downloadables. Richie Calico and J. Freeze band together to create music that expands your brain capacity then squashes it for easy carrying. In other words J. Freeze "drops knowledge like hand grenades in think tanks" and Richie Calico "rips left and right ventricles, but not on purpose, he just sneezed in surgery". Hip Hop music gave Richie Calico the jolt he needed to expel years worth of repressed feelings. Inspired by depression he picked up a microphone and started chasing a dream, a race many compete in but few win "Everybody wants to be a champion." J. Freeze an accomplised lyricist in his own right draws his inspiration from a more spiritual place. He broadcasts live from the bloody battlefield of Good vs. Evil. J. Freeze has a tendency to bring innocent people into his murderous mind. He paints a dark picture with his music that relates to his vision of reality. A constant critic of music Freeze always challenges would-be consumers in their music selections "Whacha buyin muhphucka!" Their music is filled with disasterous melodies that captivate the ear with battle ready lyrics that act as chicken soup for the soul for any raging spirit...what?!! Now that I'm done rambling with all that filler crap, be on the lookout for the debut studio album "FORNEVER" coming soon. Be sure to peep the first single "Then Woke Up" a typical jiggy song but it's not...what?!!

Music Style If you figure it out, let us know.

Musical Influences Freeze's Mom, Richie's Mom

Similar Artists If my ass resembles their face does that count?

Group Members Richie Calico & J. Freeze

Instruments Chicks dig our skin flutes.

Albums False Idols, The Undersigned, Fornever

Press Reviews "I can't believe it, they actually stand in the front of the mirror and ask if it looks good on them, especially the one that says 'thug' on it."-Girl at D.E.M.O. clothing store referring to morons who actually buy the $14.95 fake platinum & ice chains. "If you don't tell anybody about my wooden dick, I won't tell anybody about the splinters in your mouth"-Richie Calico

Additional Info Everybody wants to be a champion!!!

Location Whittier, Ca. - USA

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