Artist description DJ Auer, born as a deformed chimpanzee raised by family of human apes, has been mixing beats ever since he started knocking his head on tree stumps as a little boy. After learning Hebrew, he migrated to Canada where he found sanctuary in a garbage bin, eating pop-tart wrappers and hockey stick tape for breakfast. He makes a living by sculpting and selling figurines of the queen of England made out of dried out tomatoe skins. Once he had enough cash to buy a turn-table, he instead chose to get surgery to finally remove his elbow from his knee. Finally not deformed anymore, DJ Auer continued to pursue his musical dreams.

Instruments Cunning wit, talent, and vigilance

Albums Half-Auer of Power

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Location Calgary, Alberta - Canada

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