Artist description (A WHOLE LOT better than the above band.) Yeah. WE...play GOOD music. I think. Yeah. What do you want from me? It's...just...ACK...indescribable. Ok, Ok wait, let me think... Ok here goes: "Indie kid gets his heart broken left and right for the sake of..." No no, that doesn't work...OK, we just make love music that you can groove on. That's it. End of story. Good enough?

Music Style Butt Rock Without the Butt

Musical Influences Agh don't even ask....

Similar Artists And You Shall Know By The Trail Of The Dead...., Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, The Evaluation, Sparta (SORT OF, and not in a bad way...), At the Drive-In

Artist History Tyler and Will like, uh...played together. Kinda like the White Stipes, but rather the Big Dumb Wolves. Then they said "Hey, we need a bassist, cause the White Stripes/Local H are not cool...and we don't wanna be like them." Or...something...like that. So, Sam jammed with them. When he had proven his worth, they found Russel and jammed with him. Until he proved his worth too. So. They uh...played music together like a buncha losers in Will's basement for a few months, until finally they got a show or two...or four. Thye played well...for the most part And then they said "Man...we need to like...uh..make a demo and stuff...so..we can get higher profile shows...and stuff." And they did. LISTEN TO IT!

Group Members Tyler: Guitar, Vocals, being attacked/killed, looking like he's 20 years old, messing up, and breakin' strings. Will: Drums, precussion, scaring little children, being a sick perverted bastard and playing drum solos with naked baby dolls instead of sticks. Sam: Bass, vocals, witty banter, screaming like the son of the devil, energy, and a puppet fetish. Russel: Guitar, and uh...I dunno, what does Russel even do? (NEWSFLASH, STRAIGHT FROM RUSSEL'S PERSONAL PROFILE: "i sk8 a lot, and Im in a kick ass band, MAN BITES DOG. I drive. I like long walks on the beach, picknics, and sunsets.") Oh yeah, and ah-nold (you know, like when his ears are bleeding, and his penis is swelling...)

Instruments Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Snare Drum, Bass Drum, Hi-Hat, Crash Cymbal, Ride Cymbal, Ride/Crash hybrid Cymbal, Splash Cymbal, Tom Tom #1, TOm TOm # 2, Tyler's old keyboard, a creepy ass jack-in-the-box that doesnt work right and scares the shit out of you when it finally does pop out and the music's been done playing for like five minutes, Tom Tom #3, the fat stupid sounding floor tom we don't even use, computer games, a frying pan, crazy ass telephone conversations, vocal cords, mic stands, and musical chairs.

Albums Demo!

Press Reviews Seattle Police Say "Man Bites Dog" Seattle, WA. (AS) - A (age not disclosed in the interest of the accused)-year-old man faces charges that he bit a police dog during a disturbance outside a downtown bar. Russell (rest name undisclosed, in interest of the accused) of Seattle was charged with injuring a police animal, resisting arrest and obstruction of governmental administration. ``I don't think I bit the dog. I just got into a fight with him,'' Russell told The Seattle Post-Intelligencer in Monday's newspaper. ``I don't really remember (what happened). I was pretty drunk.'' The incident occurred Saturday night when Officer William Foster and his dog, a German shepherd named Fido, were sent to investigate a disturbance at 10 p.m. outside the Empire Brewing Co., a bar in Seattle’s Armory Square district. Russell said he and a friends were asked to leave the tavern and then got into a tussle with bouncers. According to police reports, Russell grabbed the dog by the throat and started choking the animal and biting it on the left side it’s neck. The officer was unhurt. However, when Russel threw himself onto Fido, he began fiercely tearing at the poor thing with his teeth, in a drunken frenzy. Foster said he punched Russell twice in the face to make him let go of Fido. Russell then suffered a broken nose and two black eyes. Russell was treated at Community General Hospital. He was jailed overnight before being released on his own recognizance after being arraigned Sunday by City Judge Thomas W. Higgins Jr. After the incident, Fido was rushed to the emergency room, and put in critical care. He has since moved down from critical to serious. ``The dog is off for the next few months. He'll be back for his regular shift. We will wait until he is completely healed. God forbid we should risk the life of a police dog…'' said Lt. Joseph Cecile, a spokesman for the Seattle police. " Yeah, I showed that motherfucker," said Russel. 77/42/12 09:50 The Aprociated Ssess. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Aprociated Ssess.

Additional Info We...um....like to dance? I dunno, what the hell are we supposed to put here for 'additional info?'

Location Bellevue, WA - USA

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