Artist description Inventors, perfectors, distillers and transcenders of the cock rock style.

Music Style COCK ROCK /Industrial/Electronic/Experimental/Evil/Children's Music

Musical Influences Jesus69's: Erik Satie, Public Enemy, music played in abortion clinics,The Dictators, Musical Youth, Skinny Puppy. - Brock Junkie's: Kajagoogoo, the Nintendo Symphony Orchestra, screams of children. - Leo Sawyer: Bill Cosby, Alf Clausen, Bill Leeb, JS Bach, Q. - Kwalaam's: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, John Cage, Indonesian armpit orchestras, Beastie Boys; All members: JOHN TESH!

Similar Artists Johann Pachelbel, Bill Cosby, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Backstreet Boys, Yoko Ono, Elvis, Led Zeppelin, Kurt Cobain, Will Smith, Miles Davis, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Celine Dion, Spinal Tap, KMFDM, YOU!

Artist History Wrought from the fires of MISERY by the FALLEN ANGEL of HELL, send to spread the message of LUCIFER throughout the light which is forbidden to the Angst Factory! Although Smash Pain's invention of the raging cock rock rhythms can be traced back at least as far as 1974, ancient Aztec hieroglyphics have been discovered with the words "I love you, Brock Junkie!". When band member Melvius McCarlyle, A.K.A. Jesus69, was about to be baptized, the baptismal water lit aflame, with the water evaporating to form a dark cloud. And from the cloud dark lord Satan (WE HAIL THEE!) spake: "This is my Son, my Chosen; listen to his music- It's cock rock, asshole!"

Group Members Brock Junkie and Jesus69- Founding members and lyricists who never fail to get goth groupies in a tizzy; with frequent appearances by LEO SAWYER!!!!!! Also featuring Kwalaam Slajewij (1982-1999- Died of heroin overdose, survived by eight children; R.I.P.)

Instruments Acoustic guitar, Mandolin, Harp, Armpits, Overdriven death metal guitar

Albums See http://www.ballsniffer69.8m.com/disc.html - "The Piss Fire Remixes 9", now available through MP3.com

Press Reviews "You Haven't Lived, Till You've Been Too Shy!It is the best Love Story Ever Told!" Leonard Maltin..."An Album that cuts right to the heart fire ventricle", the gay and lesbian support group : Clevland branch on "The Cock of Rock" record..."5/5 review for The Piss Fire Remixes 9" by Audiophonic Morphological Analysis Monthly...

Location Edmonton, Alberta - Canada

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