Artist description kinda like beyonce, but a little more "fresh"

Musical Influences the tambre of crucifixion, that noise you hear when you step outside, the sound of dick cheney greasing the wheels, hippies getting hit by master locks, etc.

Similar Artists jesus christ, rush limbaugh, john ashcroft, the nixon white house

Artist History bluntasaurus was formerly known as "the lost centurion." max ray got uber jealous when he caught bluntasaurus workin his girl (a reformed stripper named tammy) in the makeup room on set, so he brought falsified legal documents of blunt's to the producers, who showed our wayward son the door. since then, the entity has transcended human form and talent, wandering the desert known as earth for true tron fans, worthy of becoming part of the human instrumentality hip hop project, which entails listeners being physically transformed into frequencies that interact in symbiosis with the intoxicating waves of music eminating from the speakerbox. jesus was his younger, albeit less successful, brother. the human form of bluntasaurus has no regrets. also, a note to detractors, emo sweater-wearin backpackers and so-called "hip hop heads" alike (who got some serious insight on everything): generally, we really don't give a fuck what daddy learned at Andover or what is bumpin like 50cent; shit, for all that dancin you want to be doing, you can't even dance. and you're tongue-tied. somewhere, in the dark recesses of what defines hip hop, there will be dudes in blue windowless FjORD vans waiting to touch you. psychologically. with, you know...

Instruments orgasms and electronics

Press Reviews "problem is, the dicksucking for the cocaine wasn't nearly as bad as doing the coke itself; dat friggin thing was all B12 and clorox."- cokehead on the street "i've never had an erection before"- the GOP "bazookas are the only thing left untainted in this country"-that damn dirty ape

Location chicago, illinois - USA

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